Hixian Days Revisited

To survive we are taking out all the Fire and Brimstone and replacing it with Love and Peace.

Old Age Terrorists #20 Terminal Velocity

I, GingerZilla, PLEDGE to the People that:
I will make pensioners a criminal offence punishable by Death. 

That is why Old people must be the star of the show as they bathe in the warmth of love and acceptance before going out in style as the Prophet Bill proclaimed [below]. We must face facts. The elderly are statistically, probably going to kill themselves anyway, if not by suicide bombing then by driving deadly car missiles into trees. The supposedly more thoughtful and frail ones die and stink out the room, spoiling it for the next unworthy tenants to join the graveyard shift. Why waste a valuable tree that could bear fruit when the pensioner is a shrivelled and barren husk of thing that smells of death and positively wants it? These are simple choices, even if the idea of granddad may bring up bile, but consider the alternative - letting them live and so they can continue choking the life out of NHS as they fill up hospital wards with their multifarious ailments and raging hypochondria. Citizen's I say to you, no more.

#ReclaimFriday: For the War but Against the Troops Redux

Hearts Broken

Over five years have passed since the original post. It was always due a revisit. The original was inspired by Bill Hicks and was part of a 'what if' series. This time I hand the reigns over to the peacekeeping hippy Cosmetic Brain Surgery for his take.

Guest Sermon by Cosmetic Brains Surgery

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. Albert Camus

From a facebook status doing the rounds in the US in July 2010

Lindsay Lohan, 24, is all over the news AGAIN because she's a celebrity drug addict. While Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Chase Stanley 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27 are all Marines that gave their lives this week, no media mention. Honor THEM by reposting!

Kraken Sets off Giant Wave

BREAKING* Video sources have hinted that the Kraken may have escaped the clutches of the Mediterranean  some months ago and set off this monster wave in the process.

  

Garrett McNamara has not denied he is preparing for the creation of Arizona Bay when he hopes to train a crack squad hardcore Surf Vikings to ride the Tsunami, but then again we haven't asked him.

"So many holes in the ground, so many politicians to dump into them for sacrifices to the volcano gods..for quick executions so that the world may become a better place.." link. 

* in geological volcano porn terms


UPDATE: We have not ruled out this story being a false flag, wide of the mark facts or an internet hoax orchestrated by anonymous twits using parody accounts. The Kraken can be kept in Middle Earth if we act quick. The Celts must overwhelm the Gauls because the French cannot be trusted ever since they made an open declaration of war against me by besmirching me in an unwarranted and unprovoked attack.

Hiding the Shitstorm..*

As a devout Hixian, I often feel language is underrated. The language spoken in these Bastard Isles evolved into a multi headed beast, fed on the blood of our ancestors and various [illegal] alien space invaders who don't speak the same lingo. One of those cunning lingual influences has a distinct Germanic flavour.

leaked movie poster
World Famous Hybrid Jumping  Global Warning Sharks

#OccupyFriday Finding Nemo vs. the Kraken

Incoming!!! 
[Piss] Artists impression of Kraken in search of Proper Gold

GingerZilla EXCLUSIV: Sources have revealed that the Royal Australian Navy (RAN*) have mobilised to protect Nemo and his friends from the Kraken. Other sources have even spoken of Jumping Sharks caused by Global Warning tax.

But even I did not realise the tremendous peril on the other side of the world. Behold:

Premonitions of the Faces of Evil

Some of the Kraken's effluent.
He may have escaped three cycles ago.
He must be lured back to the Mediterranean.
Our very future is at steak.
Image: Broken TV.

The future, the past and today are all the same.

The threats we face today are no different than those of our ancestors.

We are their collective imagination

What will be, has been

There is only FutureHistory

I intend to write it

Everything is Connected

Guest post by Cosmetic Brain Surgery [annoying commentary by GingerZilla]:

Cosmic Latte: Artists illustration of the Sun[god] sending particles
Is there a connection between solar pyroflatulence and auroras?

It is how our ancestors became one with the spirits. They listened. They danced. They sang. They worshipped the Sun[god] that brought them life and light. Without these warm, loving rays we would not exist and so our ancestors built monuments to chart our passage through the heavens [erm are you sure about this GONADS have some startling revelations and it doesn't involve the Sun[god] in this way. Why haven't you mentioned the Kraken yet?].

Dark Matters: Spray Painting your InitIation*

NASA, ESA and R. Massey (CIT)

3D [*third eye] distribution of dark matter in the Universe

I am working exclusively today on a new TV program**. The stars are real cops that play cops and robbers with toy weapons, bringing the gritty realism of the streets of Belfast (c. 70's-80's) and Belgrade (c. 1962) bang up to date on the streets of England and Wales. It will be a good old dirty youth fight, with plastic bullets and water cannons daily on prime time Daily Express TV (Channel 5). If this happens during a cold spell this could be excellent as we watch protesters freeze to the spot, making beautiful living (for a short time) ice sculptures.

Scotland Braves Sun[god]'s Wrath

Conclusive Proof It's Grim Up North

I warned a long time ago about the threat from the North. Those naughty Scots have been very naughty by wanting independence in defiance of the Unionists and Tory Party. That is why staunch government sources are saying the 165mph winds recorded on Thursday are punishment from God.

ADVERT BREAK: Makes You Stupid and Horny

Brought to you by The Northern Threat
in association with Binge Drinking
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#OccupyTuesday UK to Strike in Protest at bieber*

In League with Santa
All I want for Christmas is Evil to stop

Sometimes there are no coincidences. That the day before Double Monday the government spoke out against the 'militants' and 'hardliners' was no surprise to me just not for the reasons I had been led to believe. 

Avid followers of this blog will already know that:

• My sources have found incontrovertible proof of the wrinkled hand of the elderly at work and how these wily old campaigners know exactly what civil disobedience was like back in the day. 
• That somewhere on the planet it will be a Tuesday. 
• That I have bravely spoken out  out, despite the inherent danger to my person, against the fanatical beliebf of the 1% who follow him*. 
• That the Kraken is somehow involved and will not be happy with people doing Greek impressions. 

Warning from the Sun God: I'm Gonna Eat You

Back in 2007 this mysterious video appeared online showing us the future if we did not worship the Sungod again.

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A sacrifice is planned. The Sungod has shown me the code. There is still time.

Old Age Terrorists Part 6 #OccupyMonday

I can't believe I missed the significance of this. The seniors are trying to take over the Occupy movement. This can never be allowed to happen. We must pacify them first by threatening to reduce their winter fuel payments even more. I am also very concerned by the opening sentence of this piece:

Occupy Chicago is about to learn what civil disobedience was like back in the day.

Civil disobedience back in the day

Loch Ness Monster Seen on Surface of Sun

French sources have been watching the power of the Sungod and have said :

"the giant prominence is evolving very fast now ! When I started imaging it was looking like a Diplodocus !

I am no skilled amateur at this. I am truly gifted because I was given the gift of sight after experiencing 17 aftershocks. The gateway opened on 11/11/11 did not let in Dinosaurs and was not a metaphorical message to dig trenches, which German Chancellor Angela Merkel used just so she could mention the war. It's not a dinosaur, it's not a serpent or even a Chinese fire dragon, it's clearly a Nessie.

New Message from Sungod Revealed*

Solar Gateway. 

Pay Attention the People of Earth for now is the Time to Believe in what I have foreseen.

Solar Weather Readings from NOAA

Brought to you by:

N.A.S.A. 

Interpreted by Giggle, Psychic Cloud Sourcing** and using the theories put forward by Agent Arsenal Bob. He is about to discover the Joy of Panda Love.

*If  anyone denies this (and I haven't asked them if I'm honest - I tried psychically but got an engaged tone) then no one will believe them. Belief is a choice. Beliebf is not.

(**) Any links discovered by Psychic Cloud Sources may only exist in their own heads, but that's not the point. The Geek shall inherit the Earth. The Greeks on the other hand have lost their inheritance to the Kraken. He only had to threaten the fallen empire of Rome before the money lenders set up the Tithe by Direct Debit.

The Power of 42 Incoming!

M1 Coronal Mass Ejection
Image: Spaceweather

 The Sun God has spoken to me and space people have shown me that the prophesy is true:

"Although the eruption was not squarely aimed at Earth, the CME is likely to deliver a glancing blow to our planet's magnetic field on Nov. 11th or 12th. This could add to the impact of another CME already en route. The earlier cloud was propelled by a filament eruption (movie) on Nov. 7th and is also expected to deliver a glancing blow on Nov. 11th." Space Weather

Today is 11/11/11 (11/11/11 in US format) which could well be binary and is very bad news. However for the sake of mankind I shall combat this with my amazing mathematical skill and convert this to the magical 42. I just can't be bothered to write it up at the moment.

Alternate Realities on Rapture Day the power of 42*

"Half Naked Fakir." 
Winston Churchill on the
 'evil preacher' accused of converting 
another late 'terrorist' Martin Luther King. 
He looks old and brown so I'm not sure I can trust him. 

I have been been influenced by my latest voice, Cosmetic Brain Surgery, who has been teaching me the words of the Prophet Mo:

"Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind.  It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man.

Old Age Terrorists Part Four# Maggie's Benefit Fraud

The Economic Axis of Evil - Look How Old they Are

"Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has claimed £535,000 of taxpayers' money over the last five years, government records have shown." [Margaret Thatcher claims £535,000 for ex-PM duties BBC News]