#FutureHistory Perfumed Arseholes

It has always been thus.

The so-called Dark Ages saw a time when filth and stench were part of daily life in Europe, whether in town or country. Lack of effective sanitation or plumbing, coupled with rising urban populations, inadequate nutrition resulting from insufficient food supplies, and low morale brought about by a corrupt feudal system, eventually led to

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is Innocent* +Updates

Jeremy Clarkson commented on the supporters of General Strike and said:

"I would have them all shot...I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families. I mean how dare they go on strike when they have these gilt-edged pensions that are going to be guaranteed, while the rest of us have to work for a living."

#OccupyTuesday UK to Strike in Protest at bieber*

In League with Santa
All I want for Christmas is Evil to stop

Sometimes there are no coincidences. That the day before Double Monday the government spoke out against the 'militants' and 'hardliners' was no surprise to me just not for the reasons I had been led to believe. 

Avid followers of this blog will already know that:

• My sources have found incontrovertible proof of the wrinkled hand of the elderly at work and how these wily old campaigners know exactly what civil disobedience was like back in the day. 
• That somewhere on the planet it will be a Tuesday. 
• That I have bravely spoken out  out, despite the inherent danger to my person, against the fanatical beliebf of the 1% who follow him*. 
• That the Kraken is somehow involved and will not be happy with people doing Greek impressions. 

#Occupy Turn on Corporate Sponsored Santa

I had a feeling that Buy Nothing Day was secretly sponsored by the Tory Party as a in-joke to poor and old people everywhere. Sadly, it appears not. I am however concerned that the #occupy movement have co-opted the the evil Northern Terrorist Satan Claws. Do they not know how evil he is? Behold: