Showing posts with label Clarkson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clarkson. Show all posts

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Badger Caught in Honey Trap

troops blamed for 'badger' plague

Honninggraevling
Sounds 
lydmalende [onomatopoeic]
This is an outrage! Even if this Daily Telegraph story is over four years why should I be excluded from showing rage now that I've just found out? The media are full of such story rehashing and as a proud but unemployed tabloid journo wannabe, I claim the right to follow in their footsteps by staying at home or going down the pub. How else am I expected to find sources? Right now I am stuck indoors. It is not safe to go out due to the incoming threat from the North and the cold winds are blowing hard over these Bastard Isles.

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Clarkson the Defence+Latest on Cameron's Austerity Christmas


Not Guilty (of some things)
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I have said it before and I will say it again, Jeremy Clarkson is Innocent* even the Mexicans would agree, although that may be because they are more worried about the War with America. He was obviously trying to save himself some money in these Austere Times and avoid paying for advertising since the BBC provide this service for free. However, as laudable as this money saving effort is, it diverts valuable funds away from paying our debts. 31,000 people need to have a look at the state of the world around them, or even better the country (think global act local) and focus their energies into making sure the Kraken is paid his Tithe! As Clarkson said himself over a previous murder controversy
There are more important things to worry about than what some balding and irrelevant middle-aged man might have said on a crappy [BBC] show.

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is Innocent* +Updates


Jeremy Clarkson commented on the supporters of General Strike and said:
"I would have them all shot...I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families. I mean how dare they go on strike when they have these gilt-edged pensions that are going to be guaranteed, while the rest of us have to work for a living."