#FutureHistory Perfumed Arseholes

It has always been thus.

The so-called Dark Ages saw a time when filth and stench were part of daily life in Europe, whether in town or country. Lack of effective sanitation or plumbing, coupled with rising urban populations, inadequate nutrition resulting from insufficient food supplies, and low morale brought about by a corrupt feudal system, eventually led to

Resident Evil: the Kraken Redux

Some sources say computer games and television help us normalise the unthinkable by dehumanising and desensitising us to graphic levels of visual and sensory pornography. Mills and Boon books probably do the same thing to old ladies.* Milk Snatcher Maggie Thatcher showed that old ladies cannot be trusted. If Mills and Boon ever come to PlayStation3 then you know they have taken over. But that concern is for another day. There is a new threat on my horizon and I am scared:

A Message from the Sun God: Tea Bagging* +the Great Filament

Planting a Muffler* on the Surface of the Sun[god]

"It's one of the biggest things in the entire solar system. A dark filament of magnetism measuring more than 800,000 km from end to end is sprawled diagonally across the face of the Sun[god]. NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory took an ultraviolet picture of the structure during the late hours of Nov. 17th