#SPACEPORN EXCLUSIVE: Lovejoy's Back - Wanted for Questioning by Operation YouTree* ...and Scotland

Villagers preparing to defend themselves.

Cinderella is once fabled to have said "the more things change the more they stay the same". I have often said myself same shit, different day although it is quite possible if I had the winter vomiting bug, known as the Bloody Nora Virus, I may have said different shit, same day. 

#GreenAlert Deadly Gas Leak in Sweden

Above: Some have vastly underestimated the danger(s) of a Scandinavian diet.

 The Sun[god] may be laughing now but something is brewing (Below)

Sun[god] to Dave Kiss my Ring

When they said it was a very hot curry...

For the past few days I have been in a deep comatose state trance communicating with the Sun[god] asking why cats are allowed to exist and why there is a such a lack of media frenzy about faith facism*

Pret withdraws 'Virgin Mary' crisps bbc.co.uk/news/uk-213060… Christofascists! Coming over here trying to put us under Vatican law #FaithRage

— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) February 2, 2013

2012 and the Low Winter Sun

Summer source

Behold the sun is held in the sky. You could say it happens like in any other year but that is forgetting how sacred this is:

21 12 12 11:12 21st Century

Now some (like NASA) could argue all of these date are arbitrary as the calender is a load of meaningless bollocks dictated by a secret coven of men with beards. Who can say, as a scientist once said to a shadow.

Why us?

You say oh the humanity we say there is no humanity.

I say this in light of many of todays front pages from all sides in this mess we call a free press. Sometimes it is difficult to believe half the shit you read without believing you live in a parallel universe - or france.

None of the media grasped the significance of what just happened. 

They said there would be signs in the heavens and believe me after drinking seventeen aftershocks in 30 minutes - because NASA told me to - I see signs everywhere these days.

1+3+8=12

No double monday has fouled these sacred numbers. 

3 days hence the pudding will crumble.

The Sun Goes Bollock Naked

The Sun could not resist the pun

When a drunken yob gets his knob out for the front pages I expect to see the headline Broken Britain not some pseudo bollocks about press freedom. Only the totally deluded minions of the Antipodean Beast would bleet about the press freedoms they have pissed all over as something worth defending. This now has everyone duly distracted from our economic and social plight. I would have no problem with this if people were worried about the Kraken, which as avid readers of my musings will know is the greatest threat like ever.

Solar Elephant After His Hole?

Shocking "huge prominence" by Michael Buxton

If the above image is as SpaceWeather speculated an Elephant then it may have foretold of Mitt Romney's visit to the Holy Lands of Britain and Israel where he was greeted as a leper and Messiah respectively. 

However, a far more plausible theory was that it was a woolly mammoth, a portent foretelling not only how bloody cold it's going to get but the chosen would be hidden from what is to come. Behold

Friday the 13th #2: Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Barmy Health and Safety laws from Europe mean this is banned!

In the Bastard Isles we have long worshiped the Sun[god]. We have  the  monument to the Sun[god] which most people call Stonehenge but avid readers of this blog will know is a massive Jenga set for the Kraken. There is also a very good reason why we get shielded from the revelations in the heavens and routinely get pissed on, so we have to metaphorically cover our eyes when things get X-rated.

Sun[god] to CERN[god] "Meh"

Public information films have only taught me that America was a very violent place and is prone to being flattened in a series of disasters brought on by an addiction to pornographic levels of DOOM. However, rather than respond to aggression in kind, the Sun[god] went Meh

"The sunspot's magnetic canopy is crackling with almost [but nearly]-X class flares...each "crackle" releases more energy than a billion atomic bombs" SpaceWeather

 Although to us mere mortals this is quite possibly a vulgar display of power, which is quite the in thing in the news these days, on earth we mirrored this Great Meh when we reacted to the news that CERN, the Communist European Rat Nursery, announced that they have nearly but not quite found what they are looking for before passing out the begging bowl so they can continue to communicate with God.

NEWSFLASH: The Sun[god] on strike*

It is not much wonder that after watching the news I am both full of fear and deeply confused by what I see and hear. I question what is real anymore and who can blame me when I am presented with this blatant snuff faction 

The Kraken Built Stonehenge

Scientists and archaeologists have postulated for what seems like an eternity about the true nature of Stonehenge and how these great monolithic rocks appeared on our sacred isles. Now after consulting Bob and my online legion of monkeys, I can exclusively reveal the truth to the world

Why the Queen is not a LIZard

Colourful Clothes are Acceptable. Thoughts are Not.
Outside Buckingham Palace yesterday.Image: Retlaw Snellac

Did those feet from ancient times walk upon our green and pleasant land or did the sun fail in the sky and the heavens cried. Whilst the rest of the world will revel in the glory of the morning star, heralding the change in the heavens, we are cast under clouds. But it shall not always reign over our blessed sceptred isles

Follow Through

Have some.

Well it did a get a moon in the face again.

#FutureHistory: Reclaim Friday13th

“Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without rudder, is the sport of every wind. With such persons, gullibility, which they call faith, takes the helm from the hand of reason and the mind becomes a wreck.” –Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Smith, 1822

I propose to offer old people as a sacrifice to appease the volcano gods

At this time of the waning, let us hope that the light stays with us in the darkness. Let us 

How the Sun Kicks Off a Party*

We are connected, because everything is connected even though we do not always remember. We entered a solar wind stream which is not good as the Sun has gut rot after gorging itself over the Christmas period. These are not loud earth shattering blasts but silent but deadly emissions that contain highly charged particles. We felt it in Europe where 2012 really did come in with a bang. Behold: 

the Death Moon

The Empire's Destroyer
It's Uncanny

To some it looks like the fossilised remains of the notorious super weapon. This is a possible cousin of the Death Star but is not related to the Death Star Code. As it does not contain the sacred numbers - according to the Theory of Bob - it can only be evil and has no redeeming features.

Smut on Sun[day]: Privatise the Fanny

To be against porn, is to be against the natural order. To believe that the earth or anything upon this earth would offend creation is to question creation itself. Blue is part of this natural order and yet it has been adopted at the very highest levels ensuring it's curse. We, @GingerZilla demand that is #reclaimed for the sake of mankind

Swedish Source: Peter Rosén
29th Feb 2012 via @SpaceWeather

Solar Porn or the Lady Loves the Milky Way

why am I thinking of chocolate?
Image via SolarHam

Norwegian Sources in Laukvik [very cold north] have revealed the shocking truth in the heavens

Details: As a surprise, a magnetic storm. Starting just before 19.00 UTC, with a swinging magnetometer and larger ground currents. But it is different than usual. Some seconds before the magnetometer start to move and the induced ground current chanced, there is an aurora reflection on my vhf radio installation. But why not at the same time. But all is well*, on many places there is great northern light.

The Earth Mother being Stimulated

The Smut on Sun[day]

The Sun[newspaper] has decided to desecrate* the holy day of Sun[day] shopping by covering it in shit. The Sun[god] was very unhappy with this and made it's displeasure known at the sacrilege;

A magnetic filament snaking over the sun's northeastern limb rose up and erupted during the early hours of Feb. 24th...The eruption split the sun's atmosphere creating a "canyon of fire" 

#AugurPorn or The Sun[god] gets Mooned

The emoticon for surprise/shock generally looks like this

°O°

That this face was pulled by the Sun[god] was no surprise considering it had a moon in it's face. The only question is was the Sun offended or was this just some cheap plug, organised by the Sun and Moon[god]s to show us what is coming?