Showing posts with label sexism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexism. Show all posts

Friday, 8 February 2013

#FutureHistory Perfumed Arseholes



It has always been thus.

The so-called Dark Ages saw a time when filth and stench were part of daily life in Europe, whether in town or country. Lack of effective sanitation or plumbing, coupled with rising urban populations, inadequate nutrition resulting from insufficient food supplies, and low morale brought about by a corrupt feudal system, eventually led to

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

#ClassicsPorn: Useless Father Ulysses on Run from Jeremy Kyle

Odysseus later told the wife he was thinking of her
Will Jeremy Kyle make Odysseus take a lie detector test?
Well, well, well.
Through the howling wind and rain that whipped the sea in to light salty meringue they sailed; on between the scylla and charibdis to meet with the Kraken. The local economy has nosedived and the signs in the heavens are ominous...
Hole
Image: Chris Schur
Alas, with some their decisions will always be suspect. This could be why in real life and unlike with many RPG's once you lose your soul, there's no getting it back. It is in these gray areas of legislation where Knights of the Corporation exploit their exemption from tax loopholes sub-clauses given in their favour, known as the accidentally on purpose form of global economics.


Zombies always spread their contamination and always evolve into a flesh eating blob by the end of the chapter. This story is as old as that of heroes - the only one to get out alive kind. GONADS scientists have shown these ancient tales are elaborate cover stories for contract serial killers. The fact they keep getting caught in these situations should automatically alert the authorities, alas it never does. It is just accepted as truth, no matter the holes or body count. We simply move on into history. Take Odysseus's version of events;
"I was driven thence by foul winds for a space of nine days upon the sea, but on the tenth day we reached the land of the Lotus-eater, who live on a food that comes from a kind of flower. Here we landed to take in fresh water, and our crews got their mid-day meal on the shore near the ships. When they had eaten and drunk I sent two of my company to see what manner of men the people of the place might be, and they had a third man under them. They started at once, and went about among the Lotus-eaters, who did them no hurt, but gave them to eat of the lotus, which was so delicious that those who ate of it left off caring about home, and did not even want to go back and say what had happened to them, but were for staying and munching lotus with the Lotus-eater without thinking further of their return; nevertheless, though they wept bitterly I forced them back to the ships and made them fast under the benches. Then I told the rest to go on board at once, lest any of them should taste of the lotus and leave off wanting to get home, so they took their places and smote the grey sea with their oars.  The Odyssey Book IX
ASIF. Sources have informed me that Odysseus was allegedly trafficking a mind bending drug called 'lotus' hoping to peddle it to children back in Ithaca. After finding out the real reason behind his journey, Drug Lord Odysseus used every opportunity the gods presented him to bump off his ship mates and most of the cast. The only monster on his travels was Odysseus himself. He has overt communist leanings and eradicated several species on the endangered species list. Whilst to many the tale of this admitted philandering drug baron may sound like a case for Miss Marple, avid readers of this blog should know she is not only elderly - and therefore untrustworthy - but evil. In cases like these, the long arm of public law must be felt. Odysseus must not be allowed to take the easy option and appear in court. We demand that he is ordered to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show, so he can be berated for being a useless absent father. We demand take the lie detector test to see if ate his shipmates and just how many Mediterranean goddesses he really shagged?
Only Odysseus lived and we trust his account of things?

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Bonobos - Earth's Pornographers

My interpretation of this image by NASA is fair comment,
as avid readers of this blog will know
The bonobo is popularly known for its high levels of sexual behavior. Sex functions in conflict appeasement, affection, social status, excitement, and stress reduction. It occurs in virtually all partner combinations and in a variety of positions. This is a factor in the lower levels of aggression seen in the bonobo when compared to the common chimpanzee and other apes. Bonobos are perceived to be matriarchal: females tend to collectively dominate males by forming alliances and use sexuality to control males. A male's rank in the social hierarchy is often determined by his mother's rank. BBC

Sunday, 4 March 2012

Smut on Sun[day]: Privatise the Fanny

To be against porn, is to be against the natural order. To believe that the earth or anything upon this earth would offend creation is to question creation itself. Blue is part of this natural order and yet it has been adopted at the very highest levels ensuring it's curse. We, @GingerZilla demand that is #reclaimed for the sake of mankind
Swedish Source: Peter Rosén
29th Feb 2012 via @SpaceWeather

Sunday, 7 September 2008

Beyond the Palin - One of the Many Faces of Evil

It has been pointed out that we have to be careful whenever we criticise women in positions of authority because of the extra baggage attached. By that I mean that unlike a man in a similar role, a women risks additional rancour due to her gender. Effectively, we demonise them because they are a woman (at which point some clever dick will make a snide comment about the chain being too long if they've wandered away from the kitchen/bedroom). However, just like Tony Blair's political hero Margaret Thatcher, there are some women who deserve every bit of scorn we can pour on them. For what it's worth I thought Thatcher was evil - bowel loosening evil. That she was a woman was irrelevant to her policies and the damage they did to British society leaving a fracticious legacy in her wake. But just because she is a woman does not mean she should be criticised any more or less than any other politician spouting the politics of hate. Not because they are women, but because of the evil corporate puppets that they are and what they stand for.

Stand up the Republican Party Vice President nominee, Sarah Palin.

I first saw SP on the news reports on the and then had the misfortune the other night of seeing her on BBC Parliament . I tried to watch to hear what she had to say but was utterly sickened by her false smile (which reminded me of a baddie in an Indiana Jones film - just with an American accent rather than a German one), the sycophantic Nuremberg like crowd and my low tolerance for the politics of hate and greed which she was spewing up. My initial thought was 'I have seen the face of Evil!' (more on this later).

When I had time to wash the filth of her words from my mind, I did some research which only reinforced my initial thoughts. I am therefore demonising SP because of her policies;

  • She is a member of the National Rifle Association which apart from wanting to arm bears (or was that bear arms?). South Park's take on American History (below) is illuminating when it comes to the NRA:

  • Her tacit reassertion of the Monroe/PNAC Doctrine 'With Russia wanting to control a vital pipeline in the Caucasus, and to divide and intimidate our European allies by using energy as a weapon, we cannot leave ourselves at the mercy of foreign suppliers. To confront the threat that Iran might seek to cut off nearly a fifth of world energy supplies ... or that terrorists might strike again at the Abqaiq facility in Saudi Arabia ... or that Venezuela might shut off its oil deliveries ...' Sarah Palin's Convention Speech. (Which translates as if they touch our oil, or what we think of as our oil we reserve the right to invade/attack or nuke.)

  • And last but not least the GOP standard of cutting taxes - 'Taxes are too high' (translation: 'yes, we will continue to rob from the poor to give to the rich paymasters who I am in the pockets of'). It's also a bit rich (ahem) considering that five of the last seven presidential terms of office have been Republican and until recently both the senate and congress were Republican. The reply to this is the tired free market economic mantra of, 'if it didn't work, it's because we didn't cut taxes enough!' (translation continue flogging a dead horse). Taxes could also go down if so much money wasn't spent bombing the planet. Over half a trillion dollars and counting on the war in Iraq alone (see the element on the sidebar for the running cost).

Whilst the campaigns for the presidency may be seen as a victory for the equality movement in the US, it is to the detriment of humanity that the nominees (Obama included) are war mongers in the pockets of corporations. I wasn't keen on Hillary Clinton either - not because she is a woman but what she stands for and has voted consistently effectively sharing 'much of President Bush’s dangerous attitudes toward international law and human rights'. I have described George W. Bush as the 'Grim Reaper' and the '5th Horseman of the Apocalypse'. If you had asked my comments on Dick Cheney when he became the GOP VP nominee I would have described him as 'the face of evil' too. Tony Blair quickly morphed into an evil SOB (the Grim Reapers grinning sidekick). Foolishly, the people of Britain placed their faith in him after nearly two decades of the conservatives so we replaced one lot of of evil bastards for the marketable grinning face of evil. .

The genocidal, destructive economic and military policies they endorse and which SP endorsed in her acceptance speech have led to the death of millions not only in Iraq and Afghanistan but also across the world where trade policies subjugate lesser 'unpeople'. That to my mind is evil, as evil as the whitewash in the media which are not analysing what Sarah Palin (or any other nominee) is really saying and instead focus more on the fact she is a woman. It's nothing more than a PR stunt, which she happily uses herself saying 'I'm a hockey mom', not that that is either here nor there, it's a spin on the usual average Joe/American Dream story used in American politics - 'hey I know all these corporations put me here but I'm just like you, really.' That she is a woman is just another unique selling point to the propaganda machine glossing over the politics of hate and greed with a smiling camera friendly face. It's there to take your eyes off the narrow agenda of issues. As Gore Vidal once said 'to be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days.'

Personally I prefer this from Alexei Sayle 'If you travel to the States . . . they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say "elevator", we say "lift"; they say "drapes", we say "curtains"; they say "president", we say "seriously deranged git". This should of course include British Prime Ministers.

Unfortunately the gits, the collective media friendly faces of evil, vying for office on both sides of the Atlantic have left such a wake of destruction it will take the world generations to recover. Evil isn't just restricted to gender or race, however the odds are that evil will rear up one of its two ugly heads from the beast we like to call democracy.Give me a Grizzly Bear anyday!