Smut on Sun[day]: Privatise the Fanny

To be against porn, is to be against the natural order. To believe that the earth or anything upon this earth would offend creation is to question creation itself. Blue is part of this natural order and yet it has been adopted at the very highest levels ensuring it's curse. We, @GingerZilla demand that is #reclaimed for the sake of mankind

Swedish Source: Peter Rosén
29th Feb 2012 via @SpaceWeather

#OccupyFriday Finding Nemo vs. the Kraken

Incoming!!! 
[Piss] Artists impression of Kraken in search of Proper Gold

GingerZilla EXCLUSIV: Sources have revealed that the Royal Australian Navy (RAN*) have mobilised to protect Nemo and his friends from the Kraken. Other sources have even spoken of Jumping Sharks caused by Global Warning tax.

But even I did not realise the tremendous peril on the other side of the world. Behold:

Scotland Braves Sun[god]'s Wrath

Conclusive Proof It's Grim Up North

I warned a long time ago about the threat from the North. Those naughty Scots have been very naughty by wanting independence in defiance of the Unionists and Tory Party. That is why staunch government sources are saying the 165mph winds recorded on Thursday are punishment from God.

There are no Problems only Solutions

Do poor people really need limbs?
If we remove their hands they cannot beg
Image:
Mihail Chemiakin: The Children – Victims Of Adult Vices

Agent Arsenal Bob has revealed secret government plans so that taxpayers no longer have to fund their fellow man. A speech will explain how the Spirit of Enterprise and tax payers must be allowed to breathe again after being nearly suffocated by the needs of poor people. It's only fair. Other policies include:

Warning from the Sun God: I'm Gonna Eat You

Back in 2007 this mysterious video appeared online showing us the future if we did not worship the Sungod again.

Loch Ness Monster Seen on Surface of Sun

French sources have been watching the power of the Sungod and have said :

"the giant prominence is evolving very fast now ! When I started imaging it was looking like a Diplodocus !

I am no skilled amateur at this. I am truly gifted because I was given the gift of sight after experiencing 17 aftershocks. The gateway opened on 11/11/11 did not let in Dinosaurs and was not a metaphorical message to dig trenches, which German Chancellor Angela Merkel used just so she could mention the war. It's not a dinosaur, it's not a serpent or even a Chinese fire dragon, it's clearly a Nessie.

New Message from Sungod Revealed*

Solar Gateway. 

Pay Attention the People of Earth for now is the Time to Believe in what I have foreseen.

Solar Weather Readings from NOAA

Brought to you by:

N.A.S.A. 

Interpreted by Giggle, Psychic Cloud Sourcing** and using the theories put forward by Agent Arsenal Bob. He is about to discover the Joy of Panda Love.

*If  anyone denies this (and I haven't asked them if I'm honest - I tried psychically but got an engaged tone) then no one will believe them. Belief is a choice. Beliebf is not.

(**) Any links discovered by Psychic Cloud Sources may only exist in their own heads, but that's not the point. The Geek shall inherit the Earth. The Greeks on the other hand have lost their inheritance to the Kraken. He only had to threaten the fallen empire of Rome before the money lenders set up the Tithe by Direct Debit.

The Power of 42 Incoming!

M1 Coronal Mass Ejection
Image: Spaceweather

 The Sun God has spoken to me and space people have shown me that the prophesy is true:

"Although the eruption was not squarely aimed at Earth, the CME is likely to deliver a glancing blow to our planet's magnetic field on Nov. 11th or 12th. This could add to the impact of another CME already en route. The earlier cloud was propelled by a filament eruption (movie) on Nov. 7th and is also expected to deliver a glancing blow on Nov. 11th." Space Weather

Today is 11/11/11 (11/11/11 in US format) which could well be binary and is very bad news. However for the sake of mankind I shall combat this with my amazing mathematical skill and convert this to the magical 42. I just can't be bothered to write it up at the moment.

#OccupyFriday Cosmetic Brain Surgery for the 99%

Pic Courtesy Fingertrouble

Music and Fascism are intertwined. I know this because I have a totalitarian streak when it comes to music. I am non violent and anti the death penalty, however when it comes to Beliebers, I become demoniacally possessed and want to kill Justin and all his Acolytes in cruel and unusual ways. I would make Guantanemo Bay look like a Butlins Holiday camp, although on second thoughts I've been to Butlins and I don't ever ever go back - Downtown Bogotá has more appeal. Not even the mashing together of Bieber and Slipknot in the rather wonderful Psychosexual Baby has quelled this urge. I am seeking a greater good and the world will be a better place without the vacuous, obnoxious little Twat. I am not alone either as the sages at South Park have demonstrated:

Starbucks latte - made with the Devils Spunk!*

How I Nearly Sold my Soul to Corporate Coffee (The Bastards)

I often wonder 'what if' and I blame the evil that is work for making me appreciate the values of blue sky thinking which leads to equal measure of my Genius and Insanity. Sometimes that means such a fanatical attention to detail it is easy to have many goldfish like moments. To avoid this state requires fuel. I believe this should be paid for by employers and that instant should be banned in the workplace**. I want my revolution fuelled on damn good coffee and not from some monkey swinging inside the coffee bar who is a bastard not a barista.

Some things are just too important to compromise. Lava and Java are as important to each other as they are to communication in our virtual world. Without coffee we fundamentally change as people as this YouTube evidence shows:

Roseanne Barr appearing in new TV show #occupywallstreet*

Max Headroom and Max Keiser
No one has ever seen them together...

...Hmm

Despite appearances, I don't always follow American politics. My immediate fears lie with the Northern Threat. Despite this apparent lack of focus, I think I have just watched former comedian Roseanne Barr announce her candidacy for president of the USA! This is her Killer Policy:

Old Age Terrorists #3 Grey Dawn

Inexperienced 53 year old Trainee Terrorist 

Australians today were thanking the Sun[god] that a suspected terrorist attack by the East Sydney branch of Al-Falafel was foiled by the trainee terrorists inexperience. My sources tell me that had the pilot been older there would have been carnage. As it was no one was seriously harmed:

Shocking GONADS Discovery

Today I can reveal that the GingerZilla Organisation for Nurture and Understanding in Science (GONADS) have made an important discovery that may change the face of the planet as we know it.

Club 18:30 Basra

According to the latest good news Basra could be the holiday destination of choice soon.

It is such a classic, hopeful piece. I particularly loved this:

'With Gordon Brown signalling a troop withdrawal of troops by mid 2009, it's a case of teaching, training and leading by example to get the Iraqi Army, police and provincial councils to continue the work the British Army has started...'

and this:

 'Whether the Iraqis can succeed in transforming the city after the British leave remains to be seen.'

See all along those naughty Iraqi's just needed a damn good lesson! Bloody savages!