X-Factor News: War Declared on Santa - Kitten Put Down

ITV received several complaints after Saturday's programme of adverts was interrupted by the X-Factor. A technical failure was blamed on BT. This is not a coincidence. Nothing is statistically speaking. But several users of BT should take this opportunity to complain through BBC Watchdog. On second thoughts scrap that Anne Robinson may be ginger but she was born on a Tuesday and there is a red conspiracy that lies at the heart of BBC programming.

#OccupyFriday Cosmetic Brain Surgery for the 99%

Pic Courtesy Fingertrouble

Music and Fascism are intertwined. I know this because I have a totalitarian streak when it comes to music. I am non violent and anti the death penalty, however when it comes to Beliebers, I become demoniacally possessed and want to kill Justin and all his Acolytes in cruel and unusual ways. I would make Guantanemo Bay look like a Butlins Holiday camp, although on second thoughts I've been to Butlins and I don't ever ever go back - Downtown Bogotá has more appeal. Not even the mashing together of Bieber and Slipknot in the rather wonderful Psychosexual Baby has quelled this urge. I am seeking a greater good and the world will be a better place without the vacuous, obnoxious little Twat. I am not alone either as the sages at South Park have demonstrated:

Distorted Reflections on the Election

Monday 3rd May 2010

Can Gordon count on you?

A Conservative pamphlet dropped through my door and rudely interrupted weekly day of planning for world conquest. Unlike the television or the net, a pamphlet through YOUR door cannot be ignored by changing channels or websites. It involves a physical interaction as you pick it up and process it accordingly by reading (or not), cherishing, dumping or recycling. I prefer the latter, it cleanses your house by making something positive from the unwanted evil of politics.

I'm shocked by revelations of a gopher fisting ring at the BBC in the 1990s. A full investigation by @schofe to follow. twitter.com/Cory_Tunt/stat…
— Cory Tunt (@Cory_Tunt) November 9, 2012

Before recycling I did read it and was amazed at what I read, or rather (since this is image politics) didn’t. I now have even less idea what they stand for. Rather than extolling the virtues of a Conservative Government or its policies all I gathered was there was a bogeyman called Gordon Brown. Oh, and that they were better than him, but then so is Gordon the Gopher, but that doesn’t mean I will vote for him.

Play From Your Fucking Heart!

My view on music is to be open minded enough not to listen to just one genre. To never be afraid to try something new and widen your influences. However, this is tempered by the innate fascistic streak that surges through me when ever I hear manufactured pop; RnB from the US/UK (or anywhere for that matter). I have upset countless people and have even sought help but the reality is I know I’m right. Where I see injustice, like NATO and Oil Companies  I must act.