Greedy Bastards

The Chancellors secret training manual.

[MPs] said they deserved an £86,250 salary in an anonymous survey conducted by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority (Ipsa)...the research also found more than a third think they should keep final salary pensions the survey found that 69% thought they were underpaid on their current salary of £65,738 BBC

Will the Last Rich Person to Leave Please Turn Off the Lights

Grand Larceny or Grand Arsony?

It has come to my attention that Profit George has insisted the "rich will lose [a] greater share of income" after spending the last two years dedicated to telling us that even the mention of paying more/anything would set off a mass stampede. Woe we had been told even if they did not flee then they would feel so miserable and oppressed that it would be like the worst thing like ever! Therefore Profit George's actions in singling out the rich for corporate punishment must be treated like a sneezing chicken in a lift.

#FutureHistory We Dont Need No Stinking Gold Standards

If you tilt your head the Golden Krakenhead appears*

He who has the gold, makes the rules.

To see the root of evil sometimes you only need to scrape away the shit in your eyes. Only then will you see that nothing really changes and just like our ancestors we are deep in shit not of our own making.

Britain is the slave of an international financial bloc.

Everything is Connected

Guest post by Cosmetic Brain Surgery [annoying commentary by GingerZilla]:

Cosmic Latte: Artists illustration of the Sun[god] sending particles
Is there a connection between solar pyroflatulence and auroras?

It is how our ancestors became one with the spirits. They listened. They danced. They sang. They worshipped the Sun[god] that brought them life and light. Without these warm, loving rays we would not exist and so our ancestors built monuments to chart our passage through the heavens [erm are you sure about this GONADS have some startling revelations and it doesn't involve the Sun[god] in this way. Why haven't you mentioned the Kraken yet?].

#OccupyFriday God is in the Detail

Guest Sermon by Cosmetic Brain Surgery

The doors did not close, for my love is unconditional

The people said "the invisible hand of the free market is really God at work." However, a man once told of a Merchant who said:

Distorted Reflections on the Election

Monday 3rd May 2010

Can Gordon count on you?

A Conservative pamphlet dropped through my door and rudely interrupted weekly day of planning for world conquest. Unlike the television or the net, a pamphlet through YOUR door cannot be ignored by changing channels or websites. It involves a physical interaction as you pick it up and process it accordingly by reading (or not), cherishing, dumping or recycling. I prefer the latter, it cleanses your house by making something positive from the unwanted evil of politics.

I'm shocked by revelations of a gopher fisting ring at the BBC in the 1990s. A full investigation by @schofe to follow. twitter.com/Cory_Tunt/stat…
— Cory Tunt (@Cory_Tunt) November 9, 2012

Before recycling I did read it and was amazed at what I read, or rather (since this is image politics) didn’t. I now have even less idea what they stand for. Rather than extolling the virtues of a Conservative Government or its policies all I gathered was there was a bogeyman called Gordon Brown. Oh, and that they were better than him, but then so is Gordon the Gopher, but that doesn’t mean I will vote for him.

Dig Deep for Oil Relief

Despite announcing Big Profits[1] the poor and disadvantaged big gas & oil companies are hurting. This is an Esso S, everyone dig hard into your pockets and Shell out for Oil Relief. We need your government’s Total commitment. (All puns intended)

According to an article in today's Financial Times " The new Seven Sisters: oil and gas giants dwarf western rivals [2]": “The International Energy Agency, the developed world’s sectoral watchdog, calculates that 90 per cent of new supplies will come from developing countries in the next 40 years." This is a cause for concern.

Except for our nice friends the Saudi’s, who give corruption, repression and absolutism, new meaning[3]. We like to do business with these kinda guys and pull out all the stops to make it so, as Blair recently showed by pulling the plug on the Serious Fraud Office’s investigation into the BAE, Saudi arms deal.[4]