#SPACEPORN EXCLUSIVE: Lovejoy's Back - Wanted for Questioning by Operation YouTree* ...and Scotland

Villagers preparing to defend themselves.

Cinderella is once fabled to have said "the more things change the more they stay the same". I have often said myself same shit, different day although it is quite possible if I had the winter vomiting bug, known as the Bloody Nora Virus, I may have said different shit, same day. 

NASA to Kill Lunar Robot Twins

As the penultimate Double Monday of the mighty 12 rolls over this planet I can exclusively reveal a suicide mission by NASA to take out the Kraken's base of operations in Europa. They are sending robot Martyrs who will sacrifice their microchip souls after being promised some virgin hardware in Silicone Heaven. The conversation may have gone something like this;

Gods in Drunken Love Triangle

On the 48th double monday of the Mighty 12 the heavens herald* a few beers with the ladies.
Look at the picture and be afraid. It is a sign in the heavens as is the lighthouse. All  that's missing is fog and you'd be shitting your pants.

The Empire on the Sungod

They said it was the International Space Station, but seriously folks. It's clearly Darth Vader having a run about in a Galactic Empire TIE fighter. I presume NADA* have censored the image of the Death Star - that or it can only be viewed with the kind of vision brought on by drinking 17 aftershocks in a very shory period of time. 

Image: SpaceWeather

* look it's not like I said I do typos or spelling errors(**). When you are the chosen one everything goes accidentally on purpose in your favour. Politics couldn't possible exist without this universal law.

(**) as avid followers of this blog will know.

the Death Moon

The Empire's Destroyer
It's Uncanny

To some it looks like the fossilised remains of the notorious super weapon. This is a possible cousin of the Death Star but is not related to the Death Star Code. As it does not contain the sacred numbers - according to the Theory of Bob - it can only be evil and has no redeeming features.

Solar Porn or the Lady Loves the Milky Way

why am I thinking of chocolate?
Image via SolarHam

Norwegian Sources in Laukvik [very cold north] have revealed the shocking truth in the heavens

Details: As a surprise, a magnetic storm. Starting just before 19.00 UTC, with a swinging magnetometer and larger ground currents. But it is different than usual. Some seconds before the magnetometer start to move and the induced ground current chanced, there is an aurora reflection on my vhf radio installation. But why not at the same time. But all is well*, on many places there is great northern light.

The Earth Mother being Stimulated

The Smut on Sun[day]

The Sun[newspaper] has decided to desecrate* the holy day of Sun[day] shopping by covering it in shit. The Sun[god] was very unhappy with this and made it's displeasure known at the sacrilege;

A magnetic filament snaking over the sun's northeastern limb rose up and erupted during the early hours of Feb. 24th...The eruption split the sun's atmosphere creating a "canyon of fire" 

Sun Pulls Cheeks Apart

I really hope there are not many particles this time

Coronal holes are places where the sun's magnetic field opens up and allows the solar wind to escape. This yawning hole is about 120,000 km wide and more than a million km long. Solar wind flowing from its UV-dark abyss will reach Earth on Jan. 16th or 17th, possibly sparking auroras for high-latitude sky watchers.

SCROLL UPDATE 3rd Double Monday of the Mighty 12: 

Everything is Connected

Guest post by Cosmetic Brain Surgery [annoying commentary by GingerZilla]:

Cosmic Latte: Artists illustration of the Sun[god] sending particles
Is there a connection between solar pyroflatulence and auroras?

It is how our ancestors became one with the spirits. They listened. They danced. They sang. They worshipped the Sun[god] that brought them life and light. Without these warm, loving rays we would not exist and so our ancestors built monuments to chart our passage through the heavens [erm are you sure about this GONADS have some startling revelations and it doesn't involve the Sun[god] in this way. Why haven't you mentioned the Kraken yet?].

Magic #3: Flatulent Earth Theory

He may be old but his understanding of theory is impeccable. 

I cannot discount his words just because of this or that he has a beard.

In the Innu mythology of Canada, Matshishkapeu (literally the "Fart Man") is the most powerful spirit, a legendary shaman capable of inflicting gastrointestinal pain or relief. [Wikipedia]

Warning from the Sun God: I'm Gonna Eat You

Back in 2007 this mysterious video appeared online showing us the future if we did not worship the Sungod again.

The Power of 42 Incoming!

M1 Coronal Mass Ejection
Image: Spaceweather

 The Sun God has spoken to me and space people have shown me that the prophesy is true:

"Although the eruption was not squarely aimed at Earth, the CME is likely to deliver a glancing blow to our planet's magnetic field on Nov. 11th or 12th. This could add to the impact of another CME already en route. The earlier cloud was propelled by a filament eruption (movie) on Nov. 7th and is also expected to deliver a glancing blow on Nov. 11th." Space Weather

Today is 11/11/11 (11/11/11 in US format) which could well be binary and is very bad news. However for the sake of mankind I shall combat this with my amazing mathematical skill and convert this to the magical 42. I just can't be bothered to write it up at the moment.