Why us?

You say oh the humanity we say there is no humanity.

I say this in light of many of todays front pages from all sides in this mess we call a free press. Sometimes it is difficult to believe half the shit you read without believing you live in a parallel universe - or france.

None of the media grasped the significance of what just happened. 

They said there would be signs in the heavens and believe me after drinking seventeen aftershocks in 30 minutes - because NASA told me to - I see signs everywhere these days.

1+3+8=12

No double monday has fouled these sacred numbers. 

3 days hence the pudding will crumble.

War on Mexico: Steven Seagal vs Pancho Villa

BORDER WARS

Under Siege - the Prequel
The Zen 'Laughing' Seagul ready to prevent unauthorised entry

For all intents and purposes a border dispute is a war, especially if it involves your neighbours. So the question is not if the war with Mexico ever stopped, because it didn't, but when did they change the name? Boundaries are very important to prevent unauthorised entry. Unfortunately we will always live in a world of thieving bastards - as I proclaimed last October

Many Southern States have already reported an increase in locals turning up...so they can fight the ongoing Mexican insurgency. My sources have said that the Mexican Drug Cartels are using a form of Capitalism not officially sanctioned by the government and so must be stopped

How the Sun Kicks Off a Party*

We are connected, because everything is connected even though we do not always remember. We entered a solar wind stream which is not good as the Sun has gut rot after gorging itself over the Christmas period. These are not loud earth shattering blasts but silent but deadly emissions that contain highly charged particles. We felt it in Europe where 2012 really did come in with a bang. Behold: 

STD's The Virus of Twits

Solar Ring hur hur hur

It is a well known fact, that Americans don't get our humour. They apparently don't do irony either. It is also quite well known that idiots run the world because that is what I always keep hearing. With humour, irony and idiocy in mind behold how this budding terrorist was stopped at the borders as the war on language continues:

Homeland Security reported: "Mr Bryan confirmed that he had posted on his Tweeter website account that he was coming to the United States to dig up the grave of Marilyn Monroe. Also on his tweeter account Mr Bryan posted he was coming to destroy America." Caution on Twitter urged as tourists barred from US

However all this is a side show to hide us from the scary truth that governments and secret groups share peculiar handshakes and compare their willy sizes, that little green men do exist....or that the Sun[god] is sending us messages that only I can interpret;

Warning from the Sun God: I'm Gonna Eat You

Back in 2007 this mysterious video appeared online showing us the future if we did not worship the Sungod again.