Showing posts with label Wars of Aggression. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wars of Aggression. Show all posts

Sunday, 23 May 2021

Eurovisions: It's Not Like I Didn't Feckin' Warn You

7 years ago I warned:

The Sun[god] is sending us a foul wind that may contain some solids. 
There is quite possibly something rotten in the state of Denmark.
And some things not quite so rotten 
We must act soon to reclaim the sacred lands of South South England before it is too late.
Prospective vichy bar owners may wish to stock up now.
Royaume uni nul points will be our destiny until we annex South-South England. The surrender monkeys are overdue a revolution and republic
And it's not like they aren't openly taking the piss with us at this point 
Invade goddammit! 

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Asia Swarming With Communist VVasps


Daily Mail readers find this more scary than a Labour government.
In light of the alarming news that broke today of a pending invasion, I release immediately the following report based upon a story from late last year that may have been subject to a D for Denier Notice, but was more likely I couldn't be bothered. It's worse than we thought folks!

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Baron von Sschting, the great leader of the insect insurgency, has a distant communist cousin [Bob is working furiously to translate his name as I write this]. He hates Britain, or rather she, hates everyone equally...with venom*. Unlike gardeners, children and even pharmaceutical companies who see Bees as welcome prosperous friends, a big Communist Chinese^ VVasp sees lunch Behold:


BEE PREPARED

Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Germany Demands Gold for Kraken

Because of greedy french bastards the Kraken will break free!
How on earth will we get pissed on now?
Last year I revealed (by quoting someone else) in No Gold Shocker for Kraken;
America’s gold is off limits to seemingly everyone and has never been properly audited. Doesn’t that seem odd to you?
and warned in my own words;

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

#FutureHistory Greedy French Bastards*

french pig may have insulted our royalty
It was socially unacceptable [for the plague of locusts] to mix with the English. In terms of ethnic superiority and social separation, it was a medieval forerunner of apartheid. source

Friday, 1 June 2012

Snuff Fiction Redux: Legalities

To Kill or Not to Kill
Global warming is hoax and a reality. The the idea of a liberal media owned by very rich people is a hoax and a reality. Freedom is a hoax and a reality. They are also incredibly boring to many people who have no interest in delving deeper and taking the blue pill. This can be the only logical reason that no one has paid attention to the warnings I have been screaming like a shrill caught in the headlights about the dangers we face from the notorious FUGITIVE justin bieber 
I seriously give up on you people. NO ONE IS LISTENING. He is scarier than pink milk or a plague of fucking VVASPs that enter your twilight dreams as soon as the first burst of summer blows up. In My Honest Opinion he threatens us all. If they could conquer Al-Capone on a tax charge then we finally have something tangible to attack beliebers with! Everything is relative, subjective and open to interpretation. If the world wasn't this way the legal profession would look like this

Monday, 16 April 2012

Leaked Email Shocker: Massive Doom to Bring Peace

Sarkozy and Assad raising army of the dead
Certain bells are not ringing but pounding in my head and I am trembling having seen the portents that threaten doom boomWhilst the media are beating the drum to convince us that the only way to save brown people is to bomb them to salvation, dark forces have been plotting a jolly good carve up of the gold, because it's always about gold. The public, heavily sedated in spirit are unaware of a secret deal between the government in waiting and the vast administration eagerly awaiting a new assignment in the Arab world. Bob, who speaks French - the alleged language of diplomacy - was sent this stunning classified document from ‘official sources' who wish to remain anonymous. 
re: Minutes meeting of thee Spiritual Leader and Ambassador 

Saturday, 7 April 2012

War on Mexico: Steven Seagal vs Pancho Villa

BORDER WARS
Under Siege - the Prequel
The Zen 'Laughing' Seagul ready to prevent unauthorised entry
For all intents and purposes a border dispute is a war, especially if it involves your neighbours. So the question is not if the war with Mexico ever stopped, because it didn't, but when did they change the name? Boundaries are very important to prevent unauthorised entry. Unfortunately we will always live in a world of thieving bastards - as I proclaimed last October
Many Southern States have already reported an increase in locals turning up...so they can fight the ongoing Mexican insurgency. My sources have said that the Mexican Drug Cartels are using a form of Capitalism not officially sanctioned by the government and so must be stopped

Friday, 11 November 2011

11-11-11 The Old Lie

Guest post by Cosmetic Brain Surgery:
I always thought a war was for the courageous heroes to fight,
To take up arms for country, to fight on the side of God and Right,
To win the bloody battle to proclaim victory is at hand,
To never surrender this soil so sacred is this land.
But I always knew a war was fought by reluctant heroes of chance,
Sent by fearless men of words using pen instead of lance,
Told by these men of power, ignorant to the pain,
That we must beat the bastards now and kill ‘till all are slain,
That we must hate our fellow man for his race, colour and creed,
Because hate is what we want and hate is what we need,
And so with God upon our side, death we shall not dread,
Until we have built Jerusalem from the corpses of their dead.

Between Nations, Copyright © Craig Mitchell 1994

When the White Poppy was launched in 1933, after being proposed in 1926, it was started with these words: 
A Pledge to Peace that war must not happen again.

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

'Deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us.'

I must say that I've felt like my heart has been ripped out the past couple of weeks as we edge ever forward towards TOTAL Nuclear Annihilation. Our leaders in the EU, in the US, in Russia, in Georgia (or wherever) are playing a game that if they miscalculate then that's it - Homo Sapiens becomes extinct! Despite the anger I can feel rising that a bunch of selfish morons can gamble with the fate of humankind for energy resources and for their eternal greed, and despite that if I met our leaders I would probably not be able to contain this anger that they dare threaten our lives and that of our children, today I came across a speech that reaffirmed why I believe non-violence is the answer. But more than that it reaffirms why, despite the dissenting voices and those that say 'you can't speak up, they will come for you too', I must speak up. I must stand against the madness and hold my lonely candle in the darkness 'for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us.'

The following is just a few excerpts of a speech made in 1967 by Martin Luther King, Jr. Four decades later his words ring as true as they did then. At the time he was speaking against the Vietnam war but it is so easy to substitute this for Iraq or any other region suffering

I strongly recommend you read the whole speech and the few sound files.

...Even when pressed by the demands of inner truth, men do not easily assume the task of opposing their government's policy, especially in time of war. Nor does the human spirit move without great difficulty against all the apathy of conformist thought within one's own bosom and in the surrounding world. Moreover, when the issues at hand seem as perplexing as they often do in the case of this dreadful conflict, we are always on the verge of being mesmerized by uncertainty: but we must move on...

...And some of us who have already begun to break the silence of the night have found that the calling to speak is often a vocation of agony, but we must speak. We must speak with all the humility that is appropriate to our limited vision, but we must speak...

Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us.

...As I have walked among the desperate, rejected and angry young men I have told them that Molotov cocktails and rifles would not solve their problems. I have tried to offer them my deepest compassion while maintaining my conviction that social change comes most meaningfully through non-violent action. But they asked, and rightly so, what about Vietnam? They asked if our own nation wasn't using massive doses of violence to solve its problems, to bring about the changes it wanted. Their questions hit home, and I knew that I could never again raise my voice against the violence of the oppressed in the ghettos without having first spoken clearly to the greatest purveyor of violence in the world today, my own government. For the sake of those boys, for the sake of this government, for the sake of the hundreds of thousands trembling under our violence, I cannot be silent...

...I speak now not of the soldiers of each side, not of the ideologies...not the junta...but simply of the people who have been living under the curse of war... I think of them too because it is clear to me that there will be no meaningful solution there until some attempt is made to know them and hear their broken cries.

...we increased our troop commitments in support of governments which were singularly corrupt, inept and without popular support. All the while the people read our leaflets and received regular promises of peace and democracy...Now they languish under our bombs...

...Here is the true meaning and value of compassion and non-violence when it helps us to see the enemy's point of view, to hear his questions, to know his assessment of ourselves. For from his view we may indeed see the basic weaknesses of our own condition, and if we are mature we may learn and grow and profit from the wisdom of the brothers who are called the opposition.

...Somehow this madness must cease. We must stop now. I speak as a child of God and brother to the suffering poor of Vietnam. I speak for those whose land is being laid waste, whose homes are being destroyed, whose culture is being subverted. I speak for the poor of America who are paying the double price of smashed hopes at home and death and corruption in Vietnam. I speak as a citizen of the world, for the world as it stands aghast at the path we have taken. I speak as one who loves America, to the leaders of our own nation. The great initiative in this war is ours. The initiative to stop it must be ours...

...This is the message of the great Buddhist leaders of Vietnam. Recently one of them wrote these words, and I quote, "Each day the war goes on, the hatred increases in the heart of the Vietnamese and in the hearts of those humanitarian instinct. The Americans are forcing even their friends into becoming their enemies. It is curious that the Americans, who calculate so carefully on the possibilities of military victory, do not realize that in the process they are incurring deep psychological and political defeat. The image of America will never again be the image of revolution, freedom and democracy, but the image of violence and militarism...

...A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death...

...We must move past indecision to action. We must find new ways to speak for peace in Vietnam and justice throughout the developing world, a world that borders on our doors. If we do not act we shall surely be dragged down the long dark and shameful corridors of time reserved for those who possess power without compassion, might without morality, and strength without sight...

Wednesday, 13 August 2008

Kick a Bear in the Balls and it will Swipe You

I make a very good habit of avoiding TV news (I’m trying to keep my blood pressure down) but today I was watching Sky, BBC, Al-Jazera & Russia Now. The majority of banners were counter claims about the apparent ceasefire (seemingly disputed on both sides from the headlines) and Georgia claiming Russia had to ‘prove’ their ceasefire.

Anyway the channels were flicked between the above by my host and the news we finally came upon was a Saakashvili press conference (think it was BBC). He was asked out rightly if he had informed the US prior to the Georgian actions - his convoluted response which listed what had been done against Georgia was to say (and I paraphrase of course) ‘once the attack started we told everyone; the Americans, the Russians , the French….’ He also managed to wangle the word ‘terror’ in-between bleating over ‘democracy’ and ‘freedom’, but not once did he answer the question of if he contacted NATO prior to.

I happened to be sitting with friends who even balked at his evasiveness and the suggestion came up that Saakashvili may have the same speech writer as GW Bush. It was that atrocious. Had I not read the various articles posted on here the past few days regarding this conflict (i.e. not 'Russia attacks Georgia') I think I would not have had on an extra layer of Teflon to ward off the drivel - not that I am taking sides here but Lebanon doesn't half come to mind. As it was put to me 'if you kick a bear in the balls - you'll get payback!'

Like many other commentators I agree the West will not be involved, simply because a bear is not the same as kicking someone when they are down after twelve years of santions (a price that is 'worth it' of 500,000 dead children). (1)

On a side note - we flicked to a French news channel for their take and were greeted with a mime artist! Whilst the few seconds were not probably a true reflection it makes you wonder if this is what a Sarkozi government leads to!!!!!

I don’t need anymore affirmation of why I don’t watch the TV news.

(1) Madeline Albright said this remark in an interview for CBS on 12th May 1996. When asked by the interviewer about the consequences of the sanctions in Iraq “We have heard that a half million children have died...I mean, that’s more children than died in Hiroshima. And – and you know, is the price worth it?” Albright replied “I think this is a very hard choice, but the price – we think the price is worth it.” Quoted from Sanctions, Genocide And War Crimes, Shuna Lennon 29th February 2000, http://www.zmag.org/CrisesCurEvts/Iraq/sanctions.htm