Asia Swarming With Communist VVasps

Daily Mail readers find this more scary than a Labour government.

In light of the alarming news that broke today of a pending invasion, I release immediately the following report based upon a story from late last year that may have been subject to a D for Denier Notice, but was more likely I couldn't be bothered. It's worse than we thought folks!

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Baron von Sschting, the great leader of the insect insurgency, has a distant communist cousin [Bob is working furiously to translate his name as I write this]. He hates Britain, or rather she, hates everyone equally...with venom*. Unlike gardeners, children and even pharmaceutical companies who see Bees as welcome prosperous friends, a big Communist Chinese^ VVasp sees lunch Behold:

BEE PREPARED

Evil Little Fokkers

Whilst many people have been cursing the rain that plagues these Bastard Isles, I as a Ginger son of these lands have welcomed the refreshment to our aquifers. If I am being totally honest the cloud has provided much needed protection from the mighty power of the Sun[god].* The rain will stop, the clouds will clear allowing the breath of summer to awaken our green and pleasant fields. But it comes at a price.