#InformationWars : The Fightback Against Evil Fokkers

"I don't even like ice cream, I just enjoy the sound of a child's screams."

With those words, finally the truth has crossed the threshold into electronic print at the notorious hotbed of communist rat propaganda that is the Guardian. These words, from an unnamed but obviously meticulously reliable source, finally speaks truth to power and challenges the long held falsehoods of apologists against action. Behold!

It is often said that in the event of a nuclear war, the only thing left will be cockroaches. But that’s sadly not true; cockroaches aren’t that much more resistant to radiation than we are. You know what creature is incredibly resistant to radiation, though? A type of wasp! 

Asia Swarming With Communist VVasps

Daily Mail readers find this more scary than a Labour government.

In light of the alarming news that broke today of a pending invasion, I release immediately the following report based upon a story from late last year that may have been subject to a D for Denier Notice, but was more likely I couldn't be bothered. It's worse than we thought folks!

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Baron von Sschting, the great leader of the insect insurgency, has a distant communist cousin [Bob is working furiously to translate his name as I write this]. He hates Britain, or rather she, hates everyone equally...with venom*. Unlike gardeners, children and even pharmaceutical companies who see Bees as welcome prosperous friends, a big Communist Chinese^ VVasp sees lunch Behold:

BEE PREPARED

Evil Little Fokkers

Whilst many people have been cursing the rain that plagues these Bastard Isles, I as a Ginger son of these lands have welcomed the refreshment to our aquifers. If I am being totally honest the cloud has provided much needed protection from the mighty power of the Sun[god].* The rain will stop, the clouds will clear allowing the breath of summer to awaken our green and pleasant fields. But it comes at a price.

The Dead Zone has Awakened*

Zombie Portal

Run the Zombies are Coming

TV Reports are coming in that Mount Fuji is awakening after a three hundred year sleep.

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