Eurovisions: It's Not Like I Didn't Feckin' Warn You

7 years ago I warned:

The Sun[god] is sending us a foul wind that may contain some solids. 

There is quite possibly something rotten in the state of Denmark.

And some things not quite so rotten 

We must act soon to reclaim the sacred lands of South South England before it is too late.

Prospective vichy bar owners may wish to stock up now.

Royaume uni nul points will be our destiny until we annex South-South England. The surrender monkeys are overdue a revolution and republic

And it's not like they aren't openly taking the piss with us at this point 

Invade goddammit! 

Germany Invades (Again)**

FreD A portent of Fiscal Aggression Deutschland Style

Look I keep fucking telling you people,

Well it seems my words have prompted the Germans into action and the ugliness is about to begin = more ugly in fact than the 'amporphous blob of animal fat' Gerard Depardieu.

Germany Demands Gold for Kraken

Because of greedy french bastards the Kraken will break free!
How on earth will we get pissed on now?

Last year I revealed (by quoting someone else) in No Gold Shocker for Kraken;

America’s gold is off limits to seemingly everyone and has never been properly audited. Doesn’t that seem odd to you?

and warned in my own words;

WAR on France: France Farts in our General Direction

Socialist france - a bastion of freedom hating communist rats - have launched a chemical attack on Britain fulfilling a prophesy linked to the Holy Grail. Behold; 

Thousands of people, from as far away as Paris and London, have complained of nausea and headaches.The gas is mercaptan, an additive to natural gas said to be harmless. il the evening.In Britain, the Health Protection Agency said: "The smell drifting over Southern England today poses no risk to public health." The odour, which is similar to rotten eggs, has been noticed by people mainly in Kent, East and West Sussex and some parts of Surrey." Emergency officials in southern Kent advised French Lubrizol factory struggles to stop foul gas leak

Sanctions to be Imposed on Communist France

Scratch beneath the surface of a French Socialist.

Only a liberal could dream up this   do good   hateful bile;

keeping a hateful hashtag from popping up is not exactly the same as book-burning

So called pacifist 'liberals' in the media are always the first to martyr themselves for freedom - as long as it doesn't affect their dream of joining the chosen in the citadels* who specialise in feeding human weaknesses, guilt and shame[i]. Progress happens not when we abandon the past but learn from mistakes and finally stop repeating them. Burning communist-rats-posing-as-liberals is therefore preferable to book-burning and #hashtag oppression.

#FutureHistory Greedy French Bastards*

french pig may have insulted our royalty

It was socially unacceptable [for the plague of locusts] to mix with the English. In terms of ethnic superiority and social separation, it was a medieval forerunner of apartheid. source

Celtic Counter Claims

Apparently the Chinese are making claims.
Steadfastly I tell you we invented Yiggy Yaggy*

Beaten to Death by Technology: Old Age Terror Plot Stopped

Wicked French Sheep: Like piranhas old people's pensions eat your flesh. 

This morning the two shows ran simultaneously. Why? Was too much thought needed to stagger two watchable shows? TV stations too greedy to manage or justify their appendage off-shoots should do us all a favour and relinquish ownership.Les Johns Old Age Insurgent - Gold Coast Division 

Les it doesn't really matter any more, You can watch online, on a +1 channel, on demand or on your phone. It's free by virtue of adverts projectile vomited at you until you exist out of time and reality. Why manufacture pacifiers when you can create them 'virtually' with a click?*

@lesjohnsles @channeltennews @channel9 have to keep the oldies indoors so we know where to get them when it's roundup time

— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) October 31, 2012

#RoyalPorn Get the Tits Out

Sick French Puppies.
This is the best Franco tits the freeweb has to offer*. 

In normal times I would find myself defending press freedom as the fourth estate is such a fine and noble profession. In normal times I would point out the gross sexual discrimination in having a prince's pecker thrusting at the public from the news stands but being denied the chance to ogle a pap shot of the princesses puppies. In normal times I would be outraged and highly offended that tax payers fund the debauchery at a rate ten times that of Norway. In normal times I would have already started a campaign for recompense by demanding a royal variety performance of the rear admiral which would be on freeview with extra camera angles if you press the red button.

If it wasn't for quotas we wouldn't have so many upper class twits running the country
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) September 13, 2012

But these are not normal times...

#FutureHistory: German Propaganda

The day after the Thirty-First Double Monday of the Mighty 12
It appears that the Democratic People's Republic of Germany* may be supporting the Global Warning Sharks. In a bid to make them change tact and see the divine error of siding with the French, I propose a third way(**) which will scythe through the propaganda of ages

Solar Elephant After His Hole?

Shocking "huge prominence" by Michael Buxton

If the above image is as SpaceWeather speculated an Elephant then it may have foretold of Mitt Romney's visit to the Holy Lands of Britain and Israel where he was greeted as a leper and Messiah respectively. 

However, a far more plausible theory was that it was a woolly mammoth, a portent foretelling not only how bloody cold it's going to get but the chosen would be hidden from what is to come. Behold

Sun[god] to CERN[god] "Meh"

Public information films have only taught me that America was a very violent place and is prone to being flattened in a series of disasters brought on by an addiction to pornographic levels of DOOM. However, rather than respond to aggression in kind, the Sun[god] went Meh

"The sunspot's magnetic canopy is crackling with almost [but nearly]-X class flares...each "crackle" releases more energy than a billion atomic bombs" SpaceWeather

 Although to us mere mortals this is quite possibly a vulgar display of power, which is quite the in thing in the news these days, on earth we mirrored this Great Meh when we reacted to the news that CERN, the Communist European Rat Nursery, announced that they have nearly but not quite found what they are looking for before passing out the begging bowl so they can continue to communicate with God.

Evil French Lies*

Whilst researching this article I found this.
Even I could not have made this up.
Google did and someone got paid.

City Under Siege: Cameron Calls for Mass Sacrifice

Is Profit George pinching our faces?
A spokesperson said Profit George is pinching himself,
demonstrating he shares our pain.
Some sources have claimed he was crushing our heads.

The Great Fight with France

How could I not compare  one diminutive French leader to the other?
Both have no neck either and could be described as 'quel connard '

After giving this much thought, I now see that war is needed and not just a Twitter war on beliebers.

Dave the Lizard Defending the Tithe

Panda shows reaction to latest economic news
Image

'Cameron is not defending Britain. He is defending his banking paymasters' Craig Murray

Whilst the media have been portraying the recent war with Europe as a staunch defence of Bastardness, it is no surprise that this was stretching the truth where no truth existed. Lizard Dave did this trip knowing his absence from the Bastard Isles would bring down God's wrath upon Scotland as evidenced by the Almighty storm that hit 165mph up a mountain somewhere in the far inhospitable North. There is a reason the Roman's built a friggin' wall - do we never learn the lessons from our past? The lax policies of invading liberal 'larger drinking' southerner Gauls through the years sadly failed to build upon this foundation and keep on building to protect us from the olde Northern Threat.

Sunday Exclusive: French Stick in Britannia

The French trying it on with our Fat Slags

My highly trained but spiritually unmotivated monkeys have found this shocking story which is completely true, however I have redacted names to protect the fallen. However some of it remains graphic in nature and tissues should be kept handy for readers of a Daily Mail persuasion:

Sun[god] Latest: #Manumission for CASH

Whilst distracting everyone with the Phoney War with France, the Bastards have been working hard behind the scenes to develop Europe's own Star Wars Programme. GingerZilla exclusively revealed how a missile clearly hit the Sun[god]. Now the Coalition Against Scylla Haters (CASH) have launched another attempt to control the source of our power. This time however the Sungod was ready and deflected the so called 'Comet Lovejoy*' but showed mercy by letting it live.

The Lying Bastards* are Innocent

Such is the state of our democracy that journalists complain about protesters being 'self-appointed'

and serial bigots the Daily Mail along with serial hackers the Sun (who can never say sorry enough for Hillsborough or for their sister hacking dead soldiers) seem to be directing policy:

Then we hear that following this exchange "for several days there was media silence in France...a decision had been taken not to embarrass the French president":

Striking the Sun God - Man Takes on the Sun

They said it was a comet that 'disintegrated' as it approached the Sun God and coincided with an explosion :

"The timing of the CME so soon after the comet dove into the sun suggests a link. But what? There is no known mechanism for comets to trigger solar explosions...pure coincidence is still the most likely explanation...Could a puny comet cause a magnetic instability that might propagate and blossom into a impressive CME? The question is not so crazy as it once seemed to be." [Comet and CME, spaceweather.com]

This is not scientists admitting that the assumptions we have built our world upon, like the speed of light not being exceeded, how the sun works or the universe that surrounds us, have gaping holes in them. Scientists don't admit things like that. It's bad for publicity and makes you look like you don't know what you're doing, which even if true still doesn't look good. It's an image thing, even if science has founded itself on trying to discover what it doesn't know rather than preaching to the converted.

No contamination
outside the dead-zone

Considering Scientists and Governments keep telling us Nuclear Energy is safe as earthquakes continue to conspire against our reactors and forcing them to shut down because they are not up to the job of the earth rattling a wee bit, it's not good to admit we're not sure any more. Civilisation will surely fall if we admit that we are not omnipotent. However since there is no known link between the sun and earthquakes (it's all a coincidence like Tories and Riots) I turned to Hollywood to understand the motives of nefarious governments (how else would they normalise the unthinkable) and found out they are trying to Restart the Sun! The Sun is not doing what it should and so needs to be taught a lesson - who else but mankind could take on God?

It was then I did as Spaceweather advised and watched again. To my disbelief I saw not a comet, but a cosmic missile that scientists have fired to test a theory Mankind or the Illuminati is trying to control the Sun God. Sod, declaring war on Mexico, we just declared war on the Sun!

The Sun's Face is Censored by Scientists so we cannot see it's pain.