Germany Invades (Again)**

FreD A portent of Fiscal Aggression Deutschland Style

Look I keep fucking telling you people,

Well it seems my words have prompted the Germans into action and the ugliness is about to begin = more ugly in fact than the 'amporphous blob of animal fat' Gerard Depardieu.

Germany Demands Gold for Kraken

Because of greedy french bastards the Kraken will break free!
How on earth will we get pissed on now?

Last year I revealed (by quoting someone else) in No Gold Shocker for Kraken;

America’s gold is off limits to seemingly everyone and has never been properly audited. Doesn’t that seem odd to you?

and warned in my own words;

#FutureHistory We Dont Need No Stinking Gold Standards

If you tilt your head the Golden Krakenhead appears*

He who has the gold, makes the rules.

To see the root of evil sometimes you only need to scrape away the shit in your eyes. Only then will you see that nothing really changes and just like our ancestors we are deep in shit not of our own making.

Britain is the slave of an international financial bloc.

#FutureHistory: German Propaganda

The day after the Thirty-First Double Monday of the Mighty 12
It appears that the Democratic People's Republic of Germany* may be supporting the Global Warning Sharks. In a bid to make them change tact and see the divine error of siding with the French, I propose a third way(**) which will scythe through the propaganda of ages

NEWSFLASH: The Sun[god] on strike*

It is not much wonder that after watching the news I am both full of fear and deeply confused by what I see and hear. I question what is real anymore and who can blame me when I am presented with this blatant snuff faction 

Hiding the Shitstorm..*

As a devout Hixian, I often feel language is underrated. The language spoken in these Bastard Isles evolved into a multi headed beast, fed on the blood of our ancestors and various [illegal] alien space invaders who don't speak the same lingo. One of those cunning lingual influences has a distinct Germanic flavour.

leaked movie poster
World Famous Hybrid Jumping  Global Warning Sharks

Peanuts** or One Small* Problem with Dave's Big Society

Lorraine Kelly's Growler receives an award 

Animal Activists Need More Balls

German Animal Activists desperately try save escapee Cow from "trigger-happy Bavarians. 

Start the video at 5:05

Yvonne, who is possibly the most famous cow in the world at the moment,  has been on the lamb(!) since late May, smashing the three week record held by "Bruno, the first [and possibly last] bear to be seen on German soil [in] 170 years". A spokeswoman for Germany's Wildlife Alliance said at the time: