Does Santa Drink Piss?

"it is safer to drink the urine of one who has consumed the mushrooms than to eat the mushrooms directly, as many of the toxic compounds are processed and eliminated on the first pass through the body.It was common practice among ancient people to recycle the potent effects of the mushroom by drinking each other's urine. The amanita's ingredients can remain potent even after six passes through the human body. Some scholars argue that this is the origin of the phrase "to get pissed," as this urine-drinking activity preceded alcohol by thousands of years." Christmas Sauce.

Peanuts** or One Small* Problem with Dave's Big Society

Lorraine Kelly's Growler receives an award 

New Message from Sungod Revealed*

Solar Gateway. 

Pay Attention the People of Earth for now is the Time to Believe in what I have foreseen.

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Interpreted by Giggle, Psychic Cloud Sourcing** and using the theories put forward by Agent Arsenal Bob. He is about to discover the Joy of Panda Love.

*If  anyone denies this (and I haven't asked them if I'm honest - I tried psychically but got an engaged tone) then no one will believe them. Belief is a choice. Beliebf is not.

(**) Any links discovered by Psychic Cloud Sources may only exist in their own heads, but that's not the point. The Geek shall inherit the Earth. The Greeks on the other hand have lost their inheritance to the Kraken. He only had to threaten the fallen empire of Rome before the money lenders set up the Tithe by Direct Debit.