Socialist france - a bastion of freedom hating communist rats - have launched a chemical attack on Britain fulfilling a prophesy linked to the Holy Grail. Behold;
Thousands of people, from as far away as Paris and London, have complained of nausea and headaches.The gas is mercaptan, an additive to natural gas said to be harmless. il the evening.In Britain, the Health Protection Agency said: "The smell drifting over Southern England today poses no risk to public health." The odour, which is similar to rotten eggs, has been noticed by people mainly in Kent, East and West Sussex and some parts of Surrey." Emergency officials in southern Kent advised French Lubrizol factory struggles to stop foul gas leak
