2012 and the Low Winter Sun

Summer source

Behold the sun is held in the sky. You could say it happens like in any other year but that is forgetting how sacred this is:

21 12 12 11:12 21st Century

Now some (like NASA) could argue all of these date are arbitrary as the calender is a load of meaningless bollocks dictated by a secret coven of men with beards. Who can say, as a scientist once said to a shadow.

NASA to Kill Lunar Robot Twins

As the penultimate Double Monday of the mighty 12 rolls over this planet I can exclusively reveal a suicide mission by NASA to take out the Kraken's base of operations in Europa. They are sending robot Martyrs who will sacrifice their microchip souls after being promised some virgin hardware in Silicone Heaven. The conversation may have gone something like this;

BREAKING: NASA Chicken Denies Causing Massive Earthquake*

This chicken has seen things no human ever can. I communicated with it psychically. It denies everything and blamed the eggs.

* although if I'm being honest I haven't asked any chickens.

IMAGES: SPACEWEATHER+USGS

The Empire on the Sungod

They said it was the International Space Station, but seriously folks. It's clearly Darth Vader having a run about in a Galactic Empire TIE fighter. I presume NADA* have censored the image of the Death Star - that or it can only be viewed with the kind of vision brought on by drinking 17 aftershocks in a very shory period of time. 

Image: SpaceWeather

* look it's not like I said I do typos or spelling errors(**). When you are the chosen one everything goes accidentally on purpose in your favour. Politics couldn't possible exist without this universal law.

(**) as avid followers of this blog will know.

Launch Madness on the Kraken

Launch madness will hit the east coast...as NASA launches five rockets in approximately five minutes to study the high-altitude jet stream from its Wallops Flight Facility in Virginia...This jet stream is located in the same region where strong electrical currents occur in the ionosphere. It is therefore a region with a lot of electrical turbulence, of the type that can adversely affect satellite and radio communications.

These warning shots were quite potent

Bonobos - Earth's Pornographers

My interpretation of this image by NASA is fair comment,
as avid readers of this blog will know

The bonobo is popularly known for its high levels of sexual behavior. Sex functions in conflict appeasement, affection, social status, excitement, and stress reduction. It occurs in virtually all partner combinations and in a variety of positions. This is a factor in the lower levels of aggression seen in the bonobo when compared to the common chimpanzee and other apes. Bonobos are perceived to be matriarchal: females tend to collectively dominate males by forming alliances and use sexuality to control males. A male's rank in the social hierarchy is often determined by his mother's rank. BBC

Solar Porn or the Lady Loves the Milky Way

why am I thinking of chocolate?
Image via SolarHam

Norwegian Sources in Laukvik [very cold north] have revealed the shocking truth in the heavens

Details: As a surprise, a magnetic storm. Starting just before 19.00 UTC, with a swinging magnetometer and larger ground currents. But it is different than usual. Some seconds before the magnetometer start to move and the induced ground current chanced, there is an aurora reflection on my vhf radio installation. But why not at the same time. But all is well*, on many places there is great northern light.

The Earth Mother being Stimulated

The Smut on Sun[day]

The Sun[newspaper] has decided to desecrate* the holy day of Sun[day] shopping by covering it in shit. The Sun[god] was very unhappy with this and made it's displeasure known at the sacrilege;

A magnetic filament snaking over the sun's northeastern limb rose up and erupted during the early hours of Feb. 24th...The eruption split the sun's atmosphere creating a "canyon of fire" 

#AugurPorn or The Sun[god] gets Mooned

The emoticon for surprise/shock generally looks like this

°O°

That this face was pulled by the Sun[god] was no surprise considering it had a moon in it's face. The only question is was the Sun offended or was this just some cheap plug, organised by the Sun and Moon[god]s to show us what is coming?

#VolcanoPorn - The Rise of Atlantis

Naked Together - Adonis and Aphrodite

On 24th January a mass ejection from a coronal hole pressed into the earth

The next day, 26th January, more tubes rhythmically responded after watching the writhing forms on show

Nothing to See Hierro: The Volcano Porn of Middle Earth

Starring the Kraken in...

Club Med Escape to Victory

Episode 1

The Kraken, using the natural rhythms of the Sun[god], is trying to excite the Earth Mother into one great heaving Organasm to ease his passage. I can't believe I didn't see it coming, but I have been playing the sections back, frame by frame to make sure my conclusions were strong. This is part of the problem of being addicted to volcano porn.

Disclaimer: Distant Cousins? 
Feb 18th: Officer Barbrady's Birthday and Mount Fuji rumbles

Meanwhile on the far south western reaches officials have been rumoured to be chanting a dark, secretive mantra

'se mueven a lo largo de la gente, nada que ver aquí' 

whenever they are asked about the motion of fluids. Now records have emerged from the depths of the Mediterranean Middle Earth featuring hardcore Greek, Italian and Spanish. webcam action...

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Warning from the Sun God: I'm Gonna Eat You

Back in 2007 this mysterious video appeared online showing us the future if we did not worship the Sungod again.

A Message from the Sun God: Tea Bagging* +the Great Filament

Planting a Muffler* on the Surface of the Sun[god]

"It's one of the biggest things in the entire solar system. A dark filament of magnetism measuring more than 800,000 km from end to end is sprawled diagonally across the face of the Sun[god]. NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory took an ultraviolet picture of the structure during the late hours of Nov. 17th

NASA Discover Atlantis: Ancestral Home of the Kraken

Texan sources released this image and said:
'Is this what Europa has planned for us?'
'Does Kevin Costner still own the film rights?'

Actually they said this:
Europa's "Great Lake."
Researchers predict many more such lakes are scattered throughout the moon's icy shell.
Credit: Britney Schmidt/Dead Pixel VFX/Univ. of Texas at Austin.

But do not be fooled. Atlantis is the ancestral home of the Kraken. We do not know what they are summoning so far from the warmth of the Sungod.

• NASA Probe Data Show Evidence of Liquid Water on Icy Europa
• SCIENTISTS FIND EVIDENCE FOR “GREAT LAKE” ON EUROPA AND POTENTIAL NEW HABITAT FOR LIFE

New Message from Sungod Revealed*

Solar Gateway. 

Pay Attention the People of Earth for now is the Time to Believe in what I have foreseen.

Solar Weather Readings from NOAA

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N.A.S.A. 

Interpreted by Giggle, Psychic Cloud Sourcing** and using the theories put forward by Agent Arsenal Bob. He is about to discover the Joy of Panda Love.

*If  anyone denies this (and I haven't asked them if I'm honest - I tried psychically but got an engaged tone) then no one will believe them. Belief is a choice. Beliebf is not.

(**) Any links discovered by Psychic Cloud Sources may only exist in their own heads, but that's not the point. The Geek shall inherit the Earth. The Greeks on the other hand have lost their inheritance to the Kraken. He only had to threaten the fallen empire of Rome before the money lenders set up the Tithe by Direct Debit.

The Death Star Code

The Power of the Sun God

Image: NASA (There is no way on this planet I saying I am in any was associated ;) 

The more I learn about our Sun God, the more I am in awe of its mighty power. The astronomical wonders are revealed to me by NASA and Star Wars, with a measure of Star Trek if I'm being honest. Which may explain when when I saw the Cranial Mass Ejections from the mind of the Sun God above I was transfixed. If you stare at the image long enough you find yourself in a hypnotic trance.  I felt the almighty power of the sun and I knew it was our own Death Star which the Mayans predicted will do something unpleasant. in 2012. Which also happens to be the 25th Anniversary Star Wars release. This circularity in my thinking could explain why only now Scientists are able to reveal Tatooine exists!