Bastard Pom Brings Down Pope

Behold*

The thing with prophesy is it does not become clear until the events have passed. Only then can you safely say, I told you so and inflate with a fair degree of smugness.

Did my campaign force #pope #benedict to resign? == gingerzilla.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/N… #Satire* #victory *allegedly twitter.com/thegingerzilla…
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) February 11, 2013

@thegingerzilla Exactly what I thought; that pom bastard brought down another wise leader. Is the Pope a Scientologist? lesjohns.wordpress.com
— Les Johns (@LesJohnsLes) February 11, 2013

Permanent Testosterone Tension

is this the Real Elephantitis?

The following report has finally been passed for release by the GingerZilla Organisation for Nurture and Development in Science, known as GONADS. Avid readers of this blog probably won't remember the campaign of Freedom from Information, however the emails, supposedly deleted in error by an over zealous foreign temp in admin, have been leaked onto the internet.

An internal inquiry by Lord Touch of Kicking was inconclusive and a monkey blogging from his laboratory was arrested, publicly flogged before being released on bail, that is until the story blew over and all charges were dropped. A Bonobo source we asked has denied rumours he has an offshore bank account, although did admit he had substantial shares in a banana plantation.

Mother Earth Porn#4 Shroom Inside

Mushrooms are key to consciousness. 

I know this because I have read about the Necroscope

Bonobos - Earth's Pornographers

My interpretation of this image by NASA is fair comment,
as avid readers of this blog will know

The bonobo is popularly known for its high levels of sexual behavior. Sex functions in conflict appeasement, affection, social status, excitement, and stress reduction. It occurs in virtually all partner combinations and in a variety of positions. This is a factor in the lower levels of aggression seen in the bonobo when compared to the common chimpanzee and other apes. Bonobos are perceived to be matriarchal: females tend to collectively dominate males by forming alliances and use sexuality to control males. A male's rank in the social hierarchy is often determined by his mother's rank. BBC

Mother Earth Porn #5 Sky's the Limit

Don't blame me for the gratuitousness of these images. Blame the Earth Mother and the BBC.

Dave Rides Horse in Fake Prescription for Glue Scandal

Look into the horses eyes and tell me it's not bricking it.
It's even had its tail cut for ease of access.
No wonder they speak of posh people being 'horsey'

Is Dave the Lizard having possible relations with a horse and is this linked, in a statistically possible but highly improbable way with sex, drugs and animals? We know from previous cases this can never be a good combination and is most likely illegal in all known territories. 

Smut on Sun[day]: Privatise the Fanny

To be against porn, is to be against the natural order. To believe that the earth or anything upon this earth would offend creation is to question creation itself. Blue is part of this natural order and yet it has been adopted at the very highest levels ensuring it's curse. We, @GingerZilla demand that is #reclaimed for the sake of mankind

Swedish Source: Peter Rosén
29th Feb 2012 via @SpaceWeather

Earth Mother Porn #3 Fleur Du Lick

Where there is wood, there are often flowers. The two are linked. But even more disgusting that these images is the fact that plants are always having sex and having more sex than us. Right wing politicians would be outraged if they weren't so busy having sex themselves.

Earth Mother Porn #2 Got Wood

I have always been wary of tree huggers like Cosmetic Brain Surgery. 

They say if you adopt a tree it can reduce your carbon footprint, however this takes a lifetime. Whilst planting a tree and watching it grow is very Zen thing, it doesn't offer much in the way of instant gratitude and is unlikely to help the economy in the short term, even if it would help our lives in the long term. Therefore with this in mind I propose a new stimulus...

More disturbing pictures follow when you read the...

Earth Mother Porn #1 Hard as a Rock

Human beings are pattern recognition machines. We place form and shape into the shapeless and formless. We create meaning from natural anomalies and connections from random objects. However, sometimes the shapes and forms we see are innocent until proven otherwise, lending credence to the idea that the smut content perceived is in the eye of the beholder. 

Be careful: Slippery When Wet

If you think the following pictures are suggestive in anyway then you are obviously a very, very bad person and not normal. However, instead of feeling guilt or shame for having a depraved mind - which statistically incorporates profuse amounts of ritual self abuse - maybe you should consider blaming the Sun[god] that made all things and stop reading posts like these or these or even these and especially not the ones I'll be posting the days to come*. 

The Porn of Mother Earth: Animal Prostitution

Penguin Whores

Why have the tabloid Daily Shits* not been protesting profusely about this outrage and why have no bleeding heart liberals tried to #occupy** zoos, jungle warzones (of an officially dead Africa) or indeed the South Pole which is apparently quite hot these days if these sources are anything to go by;