#ReclaimFriday The Great Starbucks Tax Illusion

#FutureHistory shows that Financial Conjuring is anything but new.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist

I am against the death penalty as I once explained in Death and Taxes the Continuing Adventures of the Kraken;

Allowing people to die means they often remain unpunished and are taking the easy way out of their responsibilities and debts to the rest of society. This is NOT fair.

Blair on his Knees for Murdoch

An artists portrait of Rupert Murdoch

Many people have either lost interest or have no idea what the Leveson Inquiry is.  The only thing that is certain is that it has something to do with the evil miasma from the lizard turd that the Antipodean Beast Rupert Murdoch has covered the UK press in, which has included lots of hacking (I believe this may be from the smell). Like most flies wallowing in shit, some Conservatives are are trying to flee as the spotlight shines on them, other unmenschionables are crying 'foul' and saying the whole process is partisan whilst trying to blame the old labour government who are entirely to blame for the global recession, the extinction of the dinosaurs and killing Jesus*.

Meanwhile Labour are counting the thank you gift of gold for spending so long covered in shit, or being in government as it is also known. With such divergent opinion confusing the public, I thought I would create a helpful summary;

AGWOE*: When Septic Sceptics Speak

The Augurs were heavenly yet ominous.

On the Eighth Double Tuesday of the Mighty 12
I saw the warning signs in the heavens. The Antipodean Beast came to these shores to launch his latest assault on our consciousness and he took away my voice. I had to learn to speak again. I was sent down into a deep darkness as the forces of evil reached inside.

Smut on Sun[day]: Privatise the Fanny

To be against porn, is to be against the natural order. To believe that the earth or anything upon this earth would offend creation is to question creation itself. Blue is part of this natural order and yet it has been adopted at the very highest levels ensuring it's curse. We, @GingerZilla demand that is #reclaimed for the sake of mankind

Swedish Source: Peter Rosén
29th Feb 2012 via @SpaceWeather

VolcanoPorn #2 Dragon Enters Fujisan

On the day after the eighth Double Monday of the Mighty 12,
the fightback against the forces of the Death Star commenced. 

Meanwhile back in 1897, A painted 'dragon [rose] out of smoke near Mt. Fuji, ascending towards the sky' evoking ancestral memories of those who had ploughed beneath her.

Hiding the Shitstorm..*

As a devout Hixian, I often feel language is underrated. The language spoken in these Bastard Isles evolved into a multi headed beast, fed on the blood of our ancestors and various [illegal] alien space invaders who don't speak the same lingo. One of those cunning lingual influences has a distinct Germanic flavour.

leaked movie poster
World Famous Hybrid Jumping  Global Warning Sharks

Dave the Lizard Defending the Tithe

Panda shows reaction to latest economic news
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'Cameron is not defending Britain. He is defending his banking paymasters' Craig Murray

Whilst the media have been portraying the recent war with Europe as a staunch defence of Bastardness, it is no surprise that this was stretching the truth where no truth existed. Lizard Dave did this trip knowing his absence from the Bastard Isles would bring down God's wrath upon Scotland as evidenced by the Almighty storm that hit 165mph up a mountain somewhere in the far inhospitable North. There is a reason the Roman's built a friggin' wall - do we never learn the lessons from our past? The lax policies of invading liberal 'larger drinking' southerner Gauls through the years sadly failed to build upon this foundation and keep on building to protect us from the olde Northern Threat.