The Cunts of the Apocalypse

Get Behind Thee.

A decade or so ago when told by the Fifth* Horse of the Apocalypse 'Dubbya' that ' You are either with us or against us' I took a different route and asked where I could put my name down for 'none of the above'. This is often taken as a sign I stand for nothing which avid followers would know is an anathema to me as I campaign for the abolition of tuesdays [Double Monday], beliebers [mind washed children of Memnoch], the freedom hating french, anti-Kraken bankers or one of my many bugbears that deserve attrition, resistance or contempt.

Many believe I am with them misunderstanding I have no love for their pavlovian salivations on twitter. That an antiquated Antipodean Old Age Terrorist understands this is not a wonder. To some I may have been born at the wrong time. Alas I am just an echo chamber of the wisdom passed down through time trying to shake the comatose to consciousness whilst there is still time.

Blindly joining one side is anathema to me as it is for you. Cunts think that if I’m anti A then I must be pro B and get nasty and hateful to discover I despise them all equally. The only approach, as far as I’m concerned, is the middle of the road Devil’s Advocate stance.Dear GingerZilla, What Can One Say About Maggie?

* Whilst many [right thinking] Americans believe Barak Osama is the Anti-Christ I have a deep unease at buzzing sounds, which could be wasps [thankfully decimated by the coming Ice Age from the North] I cannot rule out drones sent to silence me and thereby praise his glory.

Sanctions to be Imposed on Communist France

Scratch beneath the surface of a French Socialist.

Only a liberal could dream up this   do good   hateful bile;

keeping a hateful hashtag from popping up is not exactly the same as book-burning

So called pacifist 'liberals' in the media are always the first to martyr themselves for freedom - as long as it doesn't affect their dream of joining the chosen in the citadels* who specialise in feeding human weaknesses, guilt and shame[i]. Progress happens not when we abandon the past but learn from mistakes and finally stop repeating them. Burning communist-rats-posing-as-liberals is therefore preferable to book-burning and #hashtag oppression.

Sheep Shagging Zombies @theBBC

A lump of meat is of more use to the BBC than the general public*

To understand the mindset of shoddy journalists is really not hard - they look down on anyone who doesn't agree with them. They also have a pathological fear of sheep that can think for themselves and draw their own conclusions. Thankfully these insurgent thinking sheep only exist in the virtual world and the delete button is ever powerful. Who knows what infection these sheep carry?

Shoddy journalists, along with shoddy politicians have done unspeakable things to children as I revealed on Twitter:

Blair on his Knees for Murdoch

An artists portrait of Rupert Murdoch

Many people have either lost interest or have no idea what the Leveson Inquiry is.  The only thing that is certain is that it has something to do with the evil miasma from the lizard turd that the Antipodean Beast Rupert Murdoch has covered the UK press in, which has included lots of hacking (I believe this may be from the smell). Like most flies wallowing in shit, some Conservatives are are trying to flee as the spotlight shines on them, other unmenschionables are crying 'foul' and saying the whole process is partisan whilst trying to blame the old labour government who are entirely to blame for the global recession, the extinction of the dinosaurs and killing Jesus*.

Meanwhile Labour are counting the thank you gift of gold for spending so long covered in shit, or being in government as it is also known. With such divergent opinion confusing the public, I thought I would create a helpful summary;

STD's The Virus of Twits

Solar Ring hur hur hur

It is a well known fact, that Americans don't get our humour. They apparently don't do irony either. It is also quite well known that idiots run the world because that is what I always keep hearing. With humour, irony and idiocy in mind behold how this budding terrorist was stopped at the borders as the war on language continues:

Homeland Security reported: "Mr Bryan confirmed that he had posted on his Tweeter website account that he was coming to the United States to dig up the grave of Marilyn Monroe. Also on his tweeter account Mr Bryan posted he was coming to destroy America." Caution on Twitter urged as tourists barred from US

However all this is a side show to hide us from the scary truth that governments and secret groups share peculiar handshakes and compare their willy sizes, that little green men do exist....or that the Sun[god] is sending us messages that only I can interpret;

Old Age Terrorists Part 2: Tony Bennett 9/11 Shocker

Singing 'God Bless America' or did he insert subliminal messages to Al Falafel? 

I could argue that crooner and World War II Tony Bennett is a bigger Twit than Liverpool's Nathan Eccleston, but he made his comments on 9/11 on the Howard Stern show. As he is an old person and because he does not support the Total Perpetual War on Terrorism he must therefore support terrorism. This is the logic I have been taught by the media and I will not listen to or read his words. But you can:

The Curse of Oceanic 815

According to Twitter; 

Thursday, 22nd September 11 was the 7th anniversary of  when Oceanic 815 went down: