Old Age Terrorists #95 African Bloke Dies

Sending AIDS to Africa is working. 

In death we are supposed to celebrate life, honouring a loved one. This is not the case with the elderly who, as avid readers should know, are being culled by the winter, in hospital wings and in modern abattoirs, also know as the care system. Their deaths are not mourned but celebrated in the corridors of power as they relinquish their burden to the state. This is because old people are sponging terrorists and it just so happens some are more notorious that others, when clearly there is a pattern here.

Old Age Terrorists #80 The High Cost of Living

Clearly this elderly citizen has too much time on his hands.
Clearly the NHS have a lot to answer for.

It is often said that with age comes a more conservative tinted lens to view the world around you, which explains the cantankerous nature of old age gits dedicated to the maxim 'your pain brings me happiness'. Clearly this can only be an urban myth as government policy, whilst leaning towards making old age a crime with an accompanying sentence of death by fuel poverty, has not been truly bold in their thinking. Occasionally however, thoughts break through the ether so that we can move forward. This is the kind of thinking we need in these fictitious times. Behold;

Maggie Maggie Maggie Out Out Out

Two days ago I know I called for an end to her benefits

Megalomaniac Politics Feed.

but this was not what I had in mind. Behold;

Guardian Politics Live Feed

#ComicRelief Fat Australians to Donate Fuel

Beaudesert Local (left) pictured with Les.

As avid readers will know I accumulated an online stalker in my divine quest to solve the many ailments of our modern age. I have become rather fond of his territorial pissings on the deserved targets of his ire - that and the great distance between us of course.

Hacking the Detectives*

A senior Met Police detective has been convicted of trying to sell information on the phone-hacking probe to the tabloid at the centre of the scandal. [Detective Casbah], at the time the most senior female investigator in Scotland Yard's counter terrorism command, denied asking for cash - and said she had contacted the newspaper out of the public interest. [she] told the jury she was angry that her superiors at Scotland Yard had decided to divert officers from counter terrorism.

Profit George in Tax Dodge Shocker

Is Profit George seriously suggesting immoral financial conjuring tricks - which puts him in the shady league with starbucks? This is not bad, it is bowel churning evil-bad. In light of the distinct media silence on this subject I can only conclude there is clearly nothing to see El Hierro. However I feel obliged to put a case forward for the defence.

Old Age Terrorists #33 Sirens Wailing

My internal alarm bells are ringing. 

there is nothing special or innately superior about western people. They are not the master race. They are simply geographically privileged.

This geographical advantage leads to a genetic advantage as our children grow tall and strong whilst the poor are being fattened for the slaughter. There is another way;

Back to Basics #Redux

Some groups are are against progress, however the Conservative party have progressed. Under the terrifying regime of benefit scrounger Maggie Thatcher child milk snatcher we were reminded of the need to return to Victorian values. The new caring and sharing have vowed to out do this by taking us back to the last ice age and indeed civilisation itself. Behold;

Old Age Terrorists #27 Difficult Choices

I keep trying to tell you it's them or us.

When the cold comes to claim their souls we must set them free. We stand a chance only if we burn the elderly to appease Winters Icy Claw.

The Web of DEATH* Emerges

Don't go out in the #fog #DeadPirates #Gold

— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) December 11, 2012

The recent icy blast is loosening it's grip, sadly for Profit George it also means DEATH loosening his (or her) grip on pensioners throats. As George is a glass half full guy, he is hoping the cold winter storm washes a few away as compensation.

To realise how deep this vast web goes, great mother earth sent a deathly cold fog upon the land so we could see what is often hidden from our heathen eyes. Behold;

Will the Last Rich Person to Leave Please Turn Off the Lights

Grand Larceny or Grand Arsony?

It has come to my attention that Profit George has insisted the "rich will lose [a] greater share of income" after spending the last two years dedicated to telling us that even the mention of paying more/anything would set off a mass stampede. Woe we had been told even if they did not flee then they would feel so miserable and oppressed that it would be like the worst thing like ever! Therefore Profit George's actions in singling out the rich for corporate punishment must be treated like a sneezing chicken in a lift.

Old Age Terrorists #25 Carts of Death

"It's a Hell's Angels look for people with limited mobility" Image

From my treatise Old Age Terrorists - They Hate Our Freedom

Whilst I concede that not all pensioners are terrorists, just terror suspects, can we afford to take any risks when the future of our civilisation and our economy are at stake?

One earth cycle later my Old Age Stalker Les Johns sends me this disturbing news:

Beaten to Death by Technology: Old Age Terror Plot Stopped

Wicked French Sheep: Like piranhas old people's pensions eat your flesh. 

This morning the two shows ran simultaneously. Why? Was too much thought needed to stagger two watchable shows? TV stations too greedy to manage or justify their appendage off-shoots should do us all a favour and relinquish ownership.Les Johns Old Age Insurgent - Gold Coast Division 

Les it doesn't really matter any more, You can watch online, on a +1 channel, on demand or on your phone. It's free by virtue of adverts projectile vomited at you until you exist out of time and reality. Why manufacture pacifiers when you can create them 'virtually' with a click?*

@lesjohnsles @channeltennews @channel9 have to keep the oldies indoors so we know where to get them when it's roundup time

— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) October 31, 2012

Old Age Terrorists #20 Terminal Velocity

I, GingerZilla, PLEDGE to the People that:
I will make pensioners a criminal offence punishable by Death. 

That is why Old people must be the star of the show as they bathe in the warmth of love and acceptance before going out in style as the Prophet Bill proclaimed [below]. We must face facts. The elderly are statistically, probably going to kill themselves anyway, if not by suicide bombing then by driving deadly car missiles into trees. The supposedly more thoughtful and frail ones die and stink out the room, spoiling it for the next unworthy tenants to join the graveyard shift. Why waste a valuable tree that could bear fruit when the pensioner is a shrivelled and barren husk of thing that smells of death and positively wants it? These are simple choices, even if the idea of granddad may bring up bile, but consider the alternative - letting them live and so they can continue choking the life out of NHS as they fill up hospital wards with their multifarious ailments and raging hypochondria. Citizen's I say to you, no more.

Old Age Terrorists #21 Reclaim Ram Raiding

Do we wait until there's nothing left in the bank?
Old people do your duty for your country.

Open Season on the bankers has been declared. Underneath the media sensationalism and faux political rage at the bloody bankers we see the whole edifice crumbling. With hyper inflation, anarchy and the Kraken visiting coastal Europe being just around the corner, it can only be a matter of time before the extreme measures that are needed to save us from the precipice will be welcomed by the mewling cabbages. Instead of allowing such evil forces to fly above our heads at five am on a Sunday morning because Heathrow has issues with it's penis size, we must embrace the spirit of ancient volcano gods and sacrifice.

My idea of reintroducing Fox Hunting replacing foxes with Conservative MPs, was sadly not taken up by the Coalition, however. They have taken the spirit of my policy ideas to heart and have substituted their place [of being grossly unfit and detested by the people] with bankers fresh from their bonuses. Someone always has to take flack and these fattened calves are now being prepared for the greatest televisual spectacle of all time.*

Old Age Terrorists#17: Death or Taxes

Pensioners are too quick to deny rumours they are responsible for the worlds economic woes.  However, the facts Dave the Lizard pointed out, in between geeing up the party faithful for an upcoming hunt on benefit scrounging hoodies, are hard to deny

the single biggest slice of the so-called "welfare" budget – some £110bn – is in fact consumed by pension benefits. Any serious fiscal conservative would have linked this observation back to their narrative about containing costs, but after volunteering it the prime minister blithely went on to defend every last winter fuel cheque and free bus pass as jolly good things.

This had my blood boiling. But it got worse

Old Age Terrorists #13 Queensland's Public Enemy #1

It could well be Mr. Burns and Murdoch in a perverse collaboration

Through the course of everyday life you come across obstacles. How you tackle them reveals much about your personality and often what is going on in your life. Unless you prepare yourself properly then this happens:

Old Age Terrorists # 19 Profit George's Attack on the Elderly

There has been much consternation in these Bastard Isles and it has nothing to do with the football.

Old Age Terrorists #16 Techno Breakdown

We can blame this on Old People

Sources agree that old people are a serious threat. Behold

If an alarm sounds, elderly passengers may be asked to remove their shoes. A full-body scan is an option for all passengers who can stand still for five seconds*. Elderly passengers will be allowed a second chance if a full-body scanner spots anything suspicious.

Old Age Terrorists # Pensioner Crackdown

I believe he has a fetish for hoods too.
An artists impression of a twit.

Dave and his flunkies have been telling us this week that we need proper snooping, in the interests of security, as the last government - who are to blame for everything - made a mangle of the legislation. Therefore, in the interests of fairness and to help pay the bills when they are kicked out leave office, they reserve the right to mangle legislation in their own the countries interests. They wholeheartedly have issued statements saying it has nothing to do with the new show Cam Dine with Me. I agree whole heartedly to any measures that track  certain  people. Even more so I believe that human trials should be performed on them so as to verify the safety and usefulness of policy. This is a far more palatable technique than animal testing, which is apparently quite unpopular. This is in stark contrast to shooting animals and hunting hoodies which would be immensely popular (on Saturday Nights to replace the X-Factor) if this government had any balls. As these policies of mine have not proved popular with this regime, I therefore propose a slightly more radical policy to save the broken people of these Bastard isles.