Private Eye in Plagiarism Shocker!*

This plagiarism is getting ridiculous.

GingerZilla (Prophet) 8th April 2013

Private Eye 19th April 2013

Maggie Maggie Maggie Out Out Out

Two days ago I know I called for an end to her benefits

Megalomaniac Politics Feed.

but this was not what I had in mind. Behold;

Guardian Politics Live Feed

Scrounging Murdering Benefit Cheats

Caught in the Act!
The Government and Pensioners.

On 555 he that was ushered forth as a high priest of the economy took a vow. Gideon the Profligate Profit promised to serve the Great Orifice in defence of the Kraken. Alas he has been distracted by what falsely glitters and the promise of a job as a frontman for the Goldman that sacks towns, cities and bank accounts.

Back to Basics #Redux

Some groups are are against progress, however the Conservative party have progressed. Under the terrifying regime of benefit scrounger Maggie Thatcher child milk snatcher we were reminded of the need to return to Victorian values. The new caring and sharing have vowed to out do this by taking us back to the last ice age and indeed civilisation itself. Behold;

Space Porn #2 Pubic Lice from Thatcher Make Soundwave Splash

Two spins before the 17th Double Monday of the Mighty 12

A Mighty boom was heard across the land, as the stars fell from the sky. This has been linked to a mythical Golden Country** which exists on an old pirates map which is secreted up Squidface's arse. It has been speculated by sources reporting to NASA that the sonic boom could have been an intergalactic '[white] van' hurtled towards Mother Earth from the far reaches of space. It would be reasonable to assume this is from the Ferengi . So imagine my surprise when I discovered it was part of Thatcher's yearly attack on Earth!
Whilst most people believe Thatcher's evil attack began in the late seventies, it has been going on for millennia - which makes her more evil than I could have possibly imagined.

This could explain why this benefit thief is not being prosecuted for crimes against humanity and is instead receives an enormous 'pension' when she is too old and delinquent to appreciate it.

To Lizards, Thatcher is a hero who heralds the destruction of our civilisation. These NASA linked sources have pointed out she is a great 'ghost' of cold rock spinning through space, whilst others that she is space whore * that lay waste to our economic system by occasionally shaking off Pubic Space Lice to continue her contamination. I have to say, even by my standards, that is bloody ridiculous, yet it is no wholly without merit. When we consider that the 'booms' we are all hearing could be the amplified shrill cries of her minions as they are burnt alive in our atmosphere. The mission of these pubic lice (space division), should they survive our atmosphere is to destroy communist rats and that can only be a good thing as like Smiffy I fucking hate rats. And wasps and chelsea. And lots of things if I'm honest.

* non gender specific usage; I am simply using metaphor to portray conservatives in their true light, although if I'm honest I'll take any opportunity to throw in a few knob gags.
**found by sailing through the fabled Golden Gate, defended by Global Warning Sharks.

Aggravated Government Warming

Oldies get the right-wing feedback loop going*

I have found a link between an increase in global warning and conservatism. As my graph, using data supplied by NASA, shows right wing politics is behind the 'unprecedented' warming we have seen since the Twentieth Century. So if we need to save our Mother Earth, maybe the best thing we can do is get rid of conservatives?

A sign that things are not as they should be.
Now Panic!

Old Age Terrorists # Pensioner Crackdown

I believe he has a fetish for hoods too.
An artists impression of a twit.

Dave and his flunkies have been telling us this week that we need proper snooping, in the interests of security, as the last government - who are to blame for everything - made a mangle of the legislation. Therefore, in the interests of fairness and to help pay the bills when they are kicked out leave office, they reserve the right to mangle legislation in their own the countries interests. They wholeheartedly have issued statements saying it has nothing to do with the new show Cam Dine with Me. I agree whole heartedly to any measures that track  certain  people. Even more so I believe that human trials should be performed on them so as to verify the safety and usefulness of policy. This is a far more palatable technique than animal testing, which is apparently quite unpopular. This is in stark contrast to shooting animals and hunting hoodies which would be immensely popular (on Saturday Nights to replace the X-Factor) if this government had any balls. As these policies of mine have not proved popular with this regime, I therefore propose a slightly more radical policy to save the broken people of these Bastard isles. 

Old Age Terrorists Part Four# Maggie's Benefit Fraud

The Economic Axis of Evil - Look How Old they Are

"Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has claimed £535,000 of taxpayers' money over the last five years, government records have shown." [Margaret Thatcher claims £535,000 for ex-PM duties BBC News]

Capitalism - A Marabou Stork Nightmare

It's only Monday and the markets are taking a hammering and the dollar is crashing again. As usual the BBC's Robert Peston offered some analysis on Meltdown Monday but unsurprisingly its the comments from the public that are more insightful than the BBC's own(although I do concede that there is another bovine element that post on message boards). Take for example this gem from sizzlestick:

"In 1997, we dumb Asians listened in abject humility as the "wise" men of both IMF and the World Bank lectured us what a sound financial system should be like. These guys went so far as to brand Malaysian PM Dr. Mahathir an incompetent Finance Minister who practised [sic] voodoo economics. 

So how now? Any wise advices [sic] for the incompetent US Fed Governor and Secretary of the Treasury."

The Gervaise family are known for their long beaks and links to General Depravity.
GONADS have theorised these features evolved for digging in corpses and snorting Columbia's finest.

Well, for what it's worth, I have some advice.

Beyond the Palin - One of the Many Faces of Evil

It has been pointed out that we have to be careful whenever we criticise women in positions of authority because of the extra baggage attached. By that I mean that unlike a man in a similar role, a women risks additional rancour due to her gender. Effectively, we demonise them because they are a woman (at which point some clever dick will make a snide comment about the chain being too long if they've wandered away from the kitchen/bedroom). However, just like Tony Blair's political hero Margaret Thatcher, there are some women who deserve every bit of scorn we can pour on them. For what it's worth I thought Thatcher was evil - bowel loosening evil. That she was a woman was irrelevant to her policies and the damage they did to British society leaving a fracticious legacy in her wake. But just because she is a woman does not mean she should be criticised any more or less than any other politician spouting the politics of hate. Not because they are women, but because of the evil corporate puppets that they are and what they stand for.

Stand up the Republican Party Vice President nominee, Sarah Palin.

I first saw SP on the news reports on the and then had the misfortune the other night of seeing her on BBC Parliament . I tried to watch to hear what she had to say but was utterly sickened by her false smile (which reminded me of a baddie in an Indiana Jones film - just with an American accent rather than a German one), the sycophantic Nuremberg like crowd and my low tolerance for the politics of hate and greed which she was spewing up. My initial thought was 'I have seen the face of Evil!' (more on this later).

When I had time to wash the filth of her words from my mind, I did some research which only reinforced my initial thoughts. I am therefore demonising SP because of her policies;

• She is a member of the National Rifle Association which apart from wanting to arm bears (or was that bear arms?). South Park's take on American History (below) is illuminating when it comes to the NRA:

• Her tacit reassertion of the Monroe/PNAC Doctrine 'With Russia wanting to control a vital pipeline in the Caucasus, and to divide and intimidate our European allies by using energy as a weapon, we cannot leave ourselves at the mercy of foreign suppliers. To confront the threat that Iran might seek to cut off nearly a fifth of world energy supplies ... or that terrorists might strike again at the Abqaiq facility in Saudi Arabia ... or that Venezuela might shut off its oil deliveries ...' Sarah Palin's Convention Speech. (Which translates as if they touch our oil, or what we think of as our oil we reserve the right to invade/attack or nuke.)

• Worrying also was her assertion to continue the butchery in Iraq - no concession made to the humanitarian disaster there nor the long term psychological damage because it is a war to be won - 'Victory in Iraq is finally in sight.'

• Her complete disregard for the environment - 'we Americans need to produce more of our own oil and gas. And take it from a gal who knows the North Slope of Alaska: we've got lots of both' (translation 'yes, we will drill in Alaska - we need energy sod the consequences'). The New York Times described her policy in Alaska as 'aggressively extracting its vast natural resources, from oil to natural gas and minerals.' Presumably this is how she managed to pass 'a major tax increase on state oil production, angering oil companies'. Now whilst the oil companies may be on hard times, the chance to devastate 'one of the most fragile and ecologically sensitive ecosystems in the world' will have them frothing at the mouth.

• She is also trying to sue the US Government by 'challenging U.S. Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne's decision to grant Endangered Species Act protections to the polar bear.' Now whilst I may have issues with Grizzly Bears (and their cousins polar bears) this is taking the biscuit!

• She supports ''the teaching of intelligent design in public schools, alongside evolution' (anything to keep the Guns n' God flag wavers happy eh?). Bill Hicks summarised such beliefs quite, well nearly twenty years ago:

• And last but not least the GOP standard of cutting taxes - 'Taxes are too high' (translation: 'yes, we will continue to rob from the poor to give to the rich paymasters who I am in the pockets of'). It's also a bit rich (ahem) considering that five of the last seven presidential terms of office have been Republican and until recently both the senate and congress were Republican. The reply to this is the tired free market economic mantra of, 'if it didn't work, it's because we didn't cut taxes enough!' (translation continue flogging a dead horse). Taxes could also go down if so much money wasn't spent bombing the planet. Over half a trillion dollars and counting on the war in Iraq alone (see the element on the sidebar for the running cost).

Whilst the campaigns for the presidency may be seen as a victory for the equality movement in the US, it is to the detriment of humanity that the nominees (Obama included) are war mongers in the pockets of corporations. I wasn't keen on Hillary Clinton either - not because she is a woman but what she stands for and has voted consistently effectively sharing 'much of President Bush’s dangerous attitudes toward international law and human rights'. I have described George W. Bush as the 'Grim Reaper' and the '5th Horseman of the Apocalypse'. If you had asked my comments on Dick Cheney when he became the GOP VP nominee I would have described him as 'the face of evil' too. Tony Blair quickly morphed into an evil SOB (the Grim Reapers grinning sidekick). Foolishly, the people of Britain placed their faith in him after nearly two decades of the conservatives so we replaced one lot of of evil bastards for the marketable grinning face of evil. .

The genocidal, destructive economic and military policies they endorse and which SP endorsed in her acceptance speech have led to the death of millions not only in Iraq and Afghanistan but also across the world where trade policies subjugate lesser 'unpeople'. That to my mind is evil, as evil as the whitewash in the media which are not analysing what Sarah Palin (or any other nominee) is really saying and instead focus more on the fact she is a woman. It's nothing more than a PR stunt, which she happily uses herself saying 'I'm a hockey mom', not that that is either here nor there, it's a spin on the usual average Joe/American Dream story used in American politics - 'hey I know all these corporations put me here but I'm just like you, really.' That she is a woman is just another unique selling point to the propaganda machine glossing over the politics of hate and greed with a smiling camera friendly face. It's there to take your eyes off the narrow agenda of issues. As Gore Vidal once said 'to be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days.'

Personally I prefer this from Alexei Sayle 'If you travel to the States . . . they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say "elevator", we say "lift"; they say "drapes", we say "curtains"; they say "president", we say "seriously deranged git". This should of course include British Prime Ministers.

Unfortunately the gits, the collective media friendly faces of evil, vying for office on both sides of the Atlantic have left such a wake of destruction it will take the world generations to recover. Evil isn't just restricted to gender or race, however the odds are that evil will rear up one of its two ugly heads from the beast we like to call democracy.Give me a Grizzly Bear anyday!