Private Eye in Plagiarism Shocker!*

This plagiarism is getting ridiculous.

GingerZilla (Prophet) 8th April 2013

Private Eye 19th April 2013

Gunning for Santa

Do not approach Santa. He is armed and dangerous.

Muffle Santa: Dunk Your Tea Bag for Victory!

Our fargan rights are being violated!

Can anyone explain the naked man on a statue outside Whitehall? twitter.com/twistedguru/st…

— Ellie Ohajah (@twistedguru) November 23, 2012

I had hoped to hold off on my plans until after the full moon, especially as I saw an agent of the Baron who narrowly escaped my flap crushing blow. Sadly the intolerable levels of Christmas adverts along with the sight of a very drunk crooner dry humping a turtle have left me no other choice. 

Modern Warfare 3 Now It's Political

Would the Honourable Member like the Tea Bag in or out?
Dedicated to those in the Battlefield of Modern Warfare
and Freedom loving Monkey's Everywhere

I have made a hypothetical reconstruction (see above) of what Tom Watson may or may not have wanted to do with his honourable member after Keith Vaz. Vaz is the High Priest of the Forces of Censorship and made an open Declaration of War when he tabled a motion in protest against Modern Warfare. This immediately offended the wealth and fanatical dedication of a small country. The People of #MW3 number in their millions and are growing (and learning) fast. According to the latest sources they have a fanatical hardcore of 3 million, General Watson knew how many stood behind him, so he picked up the motion and fashioned his response before hurling it back: