The Kraken in Fishy Figures

The Kraken, wanted for Mass Fish Kill and iffy Greek Entry.*

This awaits moderation. I am disappointed as I didn't call anyone a Kraken denier or accuse them of being a member of UKIP although I, like most Bastards, would benefit from a pub lock in

This clearly pants science and I cannot rule out a possible wedgie being performed upon the public but I digress. Many comments have made salient points for alternative theories but alas like this paper they are wrong. 

First consider the dead stinky fish turning up on our beaches. Whilst many theories are propounded ignore them. If you have watched a Hollywood horror film [Quaid et al] or even read a fictional book you will know this behaviour is a stampede driven by fear. Secondly consider my sage words when we were faced with The Hybrid Global Warning Sharks (of the Climate Apocalypse) [Trademark pending] when it was

Aggravated Government Warming

Oldies get the right-wing feedback loop going*

I have found a link between an increase in global warning and conservatism. As my graph, using data supplied by NASA, shows right wing politics is behind the 'unprecedented' warming we have seen since the Twentieth Century. So if we need to save our Mother Earth, maybe the best thing we can do is get rid of conservatives?

A sign that things are not as they should be.
Now Panic!