Scrounging Murdering Benefit Cheats

Caught in the Act!
The Government and Pensioners.

On 555 he that was ushered forth as a high priest of the economy took a vow. Gideon the Profligate Profit promised to serve the Great Orifice in defence of the Kraken. Alas he has been distracted by what falsely glitters and the promise of a job as a frontman for the Goldman that sacks towns, cities and bank accounts.

Leaked Email Shocker: Massive Doom to Bring Peace

Sarkozy and Assad raising army of the dead

Certain bells are not ringing but pounding in my head and I am trembling having seen the portents that threaten doom boom. Whilst the media are beating the drum to convince us that the only way to save brown people is to bomb them to salvation, dark forces have been plotting a jolly good carve up of the gold, because it's always about gold. The public, heavily sedated in spirit are unaware of a secret deal between the government in waiting and the vast administration eagerly awaiting a new assignment in the Arab world. Bob, who speaks French - the alleged language of diplomacy - was sent this stunning classified document from ‘official sources' who wish to remain anonymous. 

re: Minutes meeting of thee Spiritual Leader and Ambassador