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Mother Earth is glad she did not get this in the face.

the Death Moon

The Empire's Destroyer
It's Uncanny

To some it looks like the fossilised remains of the notorious super weapon. This is a possible cousin of the Death Star but is not related to the Death Star Code. As it does not contain the sacred numbers - according to the Theory of Bob - it can only be evil and has no redeeming features.

STD's The Virus of Twits

Solar Ring hur hur hur

It is a well known fact, that Americans don't get our humour. They apparently don't do irony either. It is also quite well known that idiots run the world because that is what I always keep hearing. With humour, irony and idiocy in mind behold how this budding terrorist was stopped at the borders as the war on language continues:

Homeland Security reported: "Mr Bryan confirmed that he had posted on his Tweeter website account that he was coming to the United States to dig up the grave of Marilyn Monroe. Also on his tweeter account Mr Bryan posted he was coming to destroy America." Caution on Twitter urged as tourists barred from US

However all this is a side show to hide us from the scary truth that governments and secret groups share peculiar handshakes and compare their willy sizes, that little green men do exist....or that the Sun[god] is sending us messages that only I can interpret;

#OccupyTuesday: @LudditeDave < Message in Mudbrick

Probably made from Worm Poo

I mistakenly called Dave the Lizard, Profit. He is a Luddite, believing that when you remove the miasma the problem goes away. Sometimes this works as there are millions of beliebers their enfeebled minds incapable of defending themselves against bullshit. What worries me is that he is increasing his power over his mindless twits. he sucks out their very souls when they follow him. he is the one that must be destroyed. he doesn't even care for the 1% of belibers, as they have no souls.* In any war, Zombies and Grunts are always an expendable commodity. We really do not have long to prepare and the Luddite Dave is wasting time appeasing the Kraken, not fulfilling him. It may be too late for Dave. He will be denied the golden shower and was right to suspect European forces were conspiring against him, but for the wrong reasons. 

The Death Star Code

The Power of the Sun God

Image: NASA (There is no way on this planet I saying I am in any was associated ;) 

The more I learn about our Sun God, the more I am in awe of its mighty power. The astronomical wonders are revealed to me by NASA and Star Wars, with a measure of Star Trek if I'm being honest. Which may explain when when I saw the Cranial Mass Ejections from the mind of the Sun God above I was transfixed. If you stare at the image long enough you find yourself in a hypnotic trance.  I felt the almighty power of the sun and I knew it was our own Death Star which the Mayans predicted will do something unpleasant. in 2012. Which also happens to be the 25th Anniversary Star Wars release. This circularity in my thinking could explain why only now Scientists are able to reveal Tatooine exists!