#SolarPorn Dark Spewing Hole

...Penetration?

The question is how much will splash on the Earth Mother?

Look left

#SpacePorn Solar Dogging

Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. The other planets are having a mutual wank as they look on waiting to get in position themselves. It is quite possible the Earth Mother may flick a few pyroclastic beans in front of a web cam (or two).

#GreenAlert Deadly Gas Leak in Sweden

Above: Some have vastly underestimated the danger(s) of a Scandinavian diet.

 The Sun[god] may be laughing now but something is brewing (Below)

Sun[god] to Dave Kiss my Ring

When they said it was a very hot curry...

For the past few days I have been in a deep comatose state trance communicating with the Sun[god] asking why cats are allowed to exist and why there is a such a lack of media frenzy about faith facism*

Pret withdraws 'Virgin Mary' crisps bbc.co.uk/news/uk-213060… Christofascists! Coming over here trying to put us under Vatican law #FaithRage

— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) February 2, 2013

#SpacePorn : Solar Fart makes Lady Puke!

On the day after the forty-seventh double monday of the mighty 12...the mighty Sun[god] let a few slip. This made Lady Tongariro puke. Behold;

#SpacePorn : March of the Solar Pricks

Pure Solar Filth

Friday the 13th #2: Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Barmy Health and Safety laws from Europe mean this is banned!

In the Bastard Isles we have long worshiped the Sun[god]. We have  the  monument to the Sun[god] which most people call Stonehenge but avid readers of this blog will know is a massive Jenga set for the Kraken. There is also a very good reason why we get shielded from the revelations in the heavens and routinely get pissed on, so we have to metaphorically cover our eyes when things get X-rated.

SpacePorn #1 Hot Spurting Action

Mother Earth is glad she did not get this in the face.