Hixian Days Revisited

To survive we are taking out all the Fire and Brimstone and replacing it with Love and Peace.

Why us?

You say oh the humanity we say there is no humanity.

I say this in light of many of todays front pages from all sides in this mess we call a free press. Sometimes it is difficult to believe half the shit you read without believing you live in a parallel universe - or france.

None of the media grasped the significance of what just happened. 

They said there would be signs in the heavens and believe me after drinking seventeen aftershocks in 30 minutes - because NASA told me to - I see signs everywhere these days.

1+3+8=12

No double monday has fouled these sacred numbers. 

3 days hence the pudding will crumble.

War on Mexico: Steven Seagal vs Pancho Villa

BORDER WARS

Under Siege - the Prequel
The Zen 'Laughing' Seagul ready to prevent unauthorised entry

For all intents and purposes a border dispute is a war, especially if it involves your neighbours. So the question is not if the war with Mexico ever stopped, because it didn't, but when did they change the name? Boundaries are very important to prevent unauthorised entry. Unfortunately we will always live in a world of thieving bastards - as I proclaimed last October

Many Southern States have already reported an increase in locals turning up...so they can fight the ongoing Mexican insurgency. My sources have said that the Mexican Drug Cartels are using a form of Capitalism not officially sanctioned by the government and so must be stopped

Starbucks Coffee is Still Shit

They wanted my name in exchange for my soul

The day before the Ides of March, Starbucks launched their latest programme of assimilation to get the world to drink their 'coffee', by asking for your name. As anyone who has ever seen a film on exorcism, the one way to banish deamons is to get their name. It also works in reverse, which is why we teach children not to talk to strangers and not to give your name under any circumstances. 

Agent Bob dared and in return he could feel the deamons seed eating out his insides. He knew something was wrong from the first sip which despite all pretences did not taste like coffee. It is no surprise that Starbucks offer a plethora of additives and flavourings to disguise the taste of the dark lord's jism. 

Starbucks have created more coffee abominations than you can throw a stick at. Starbucks Latte Abuse: Enough Already

Not even copious amounts of sugar and flavourings could disguise the evil contained in a cup. Coffee should not need to be adulterated to such an extent to make it palatable unless it is not coffee and is, as I have speculated with Starbucks - on a purely spiritual and aesthetic basis - the devil's spunk.

[Starbucks] have convinced people that over-roasted mediocre coffee is the way it's supposed to taste. No wonder they have to have so many gunky drinks to hide the flavor of their coffee. 12:12

And just in case you think I am a coffee fascist it's worth considering that Starbucks are anti-God and have been linked to the number of the beast. The bastards!

Proof of Applied Bob Theory

On the sixth Double Monday, the Sun[god] danced for us

One week later, on the seventh Double Monday of the Mighty 12,  the Earth joined joined in the crack craic 

STD's The Virus of Twits

Solar Ring hur hur hur

It is a well known fact, that Americans don't get our humour. They apparently don't do irony either. It is also quite well known that idiots run the world because that is what I always keep hearing. With humour, irony and idiocy in mind behold how this budding terrorist was stopped at the borders as the war on language continues:

Homeland Security reported: "Mr Bryan confirmed that he had posted on his Tweeter website account that he was coming to the United States to dig up the grave of Marilyn Monroe. Also on his tweeter account Mr Bryan posted he was coming to destroy America." Caution on Twitter urged as tourists barred from US

However all this is a side show to hide us from the scary truth that governments and secret groups share peculiar handshakes and compare their willy sizes, that little green men do exist....or that the Sun[god] is sending us messages that only I can interpret;

Magic #3: Flatulent Earth Theory

He may be old but his understanding of theory is impeccable. 

I cannot discount his words just because of this or that he has a beard.

In the Innu mythology of Canada, Matshishkapeu (literally the "Fart Man") is the most powerful spirit, a legendary shaman capable of inflicting gastrointestinal pain or relief. [Wikipedia]

#OccupyTuesday: @LudditeDave < Message in Mudbrick

Probably made from Worm Poo

I mistakenly called Dave the Lizard, Profit. He is a Luddite, believing that when you remove the miasma the problem goes away. Sometimes this works as there are millions of beliebers their enfeebled minds incapable of defending themselves against bullshit. What worries me is that he is increasing his power over his mindless twits. he sucks out their very souls when they follow him. he is the one that must be destroyed. he doesn't even care for the 1% of belibers, as they have no souls.* In any war, Zombies and Grunts are always an expendable commodity. We really do not have long to prepare and the Luddite Dave is wasting time appeasing the Kraken, not fulfilling him. It may be too late for Dave. He will be denied the golden shower and was right to suspect European forces were conspiring against him, but for the wrong reasons. 

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Panda's are Zen. You do not mess with them.

And you do not question my predictive and proven power of understanding the cosmic riddle of 42 and 12:12. Do not doubt Agent Bob. I have sources everywhere and I prepare to make this truly the season of goodwill:

The Power of 42 Incoming!

M1 Coronal Mass Ejection
Image: Spaceweather

 The Sun God has spoken to me and space people have shown me that the prophesy is true:

"Although the eruption was not squarely aimed at Earth, the CME is likely to deliver a glancing blow to our planet's magnetic field on Nov. 11th or 12th. This could add to the impact of another CME already en route. The earlier cloud was propelled by a filament eruption (movie) on Nov. 7th and is also expected to deliver a glancing blow on Nov. 11th." Space Weather

Today is 11/11/11 (11/11/11 in US format) which could well be binary and is very bad news. However for the sake of mankind I shall combat this with my amazing mathematical skill and convert this to the magical 42. I just can't be bothered to write it up at the moment.

Alternate Realities on Rapture Day the power of 42*

"Half Naked Fakir." 
Winston Churchill on the
 'evil preacher' accused of converting 
another late 'terrorist' Martin Luther King. 
He looks old and brown so I'm not sure I can trust him. 

I have been been influenced by my latest voice, Cosmetic Brain Surgery, who has been teaching me the words of the Prophet Mo:

"Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind.  It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man.

Old Age Terrorists #3 Grey Dawn

Inexperienced 53 year old Trainee Terrorist 

Australians today were thanking the Sun[god] that a suspected terrorist attack by the East Sydney branch of Al-Falafel was foiled by the trainee terrorists inexperience. My sources tell me that had the pilot been older there would have been carnage. As it was no one was seriously harmed:

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Although if I am honest it does involve a staggeringly implausible series of connections that are statistically possible. 42 is involved.

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Let him go.

The Curse of Oceanic 815

According to Twitter; 

Thursday, 22nd September 11 was the 7th anniversary of  when Oceanic 815 went down: 

The Death Star Code

The Power of the Sun God

Image: NASA (There is no way on this planet I saying I am in any was associated ;) 

The more I learn about our Sun God, the more I am in awe of its mighty power. The astronomical wonders are revealed to me by NASA and Star Wars, with a measure of Star Trek if I'm being honest. Which may explain when when I saw the Cranial Mass Ejections from the mind of the Sun God above I was transfixed. If you stare at the image long enough you find yourself in a hypnotic trance.  I felt the almighty power of the sun and I knew it was our own Death Star which the Mayans predicted will do something unpleasant. in 2012. Which also happens to be the 25th Anniversary Star Wars release. This circularity in my thinking could explain why only now Scientists are able to reveal Tatooine exists!

Less than 42

Notice that there are still Tribes who have not reached 42. There is still time.

12:12

It means something. I am sure I have heard it before. But since this is my world I have created an entirely new web of conspiracy. I know this because I have serious connection with Heavy Rock Tribes. In my own mind at least. This requires virtual holiday South [(--)]