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is this the Real Elephantitis?

The following report has finally been passed for release by the GingerZilla Organisation for Nurture and Development in Science, known as GONADS. Avid readers of this blog probably won't remember the campaign of Freedom from Information, however the emails, supposedly deleted in error by an over zealous foreign temp in admin, have been leaked onto the internet.

An internal inquiry by Lord Touch of Kicking was inconclusive and a monkey blogging from his laboratory was arrested, publicly flogged before being released on bail, that is until the story blew over and all charges were dropped. A Bonobo source we asked has denied rumours he has an offshore bank account, although did admit he had substantial shares in a banana plantation.

The News: Greek NAMBLA*

Explaining the Greek election and financial crisis with Star Wars[i];

South Park: Chef Aid

The Greek parents too poor to care for their children

Father Antonios. He believes that no matter how poor parents may be, the child is always better off with its family.

"These families will be judged for abandoning their children," he says. "We can provide a child with food and shelter, but the truth is that the biggest need any child has is to feel the love of its parents."

Hybrid Jumping Global Warning Sharks vs Kraken*

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You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye [Ancient Source]

Being a parody journalist/blogger, I'm not a believer in holding things in, such as a principles or facts as avid readers will know. However, as the Worlds Greatest [Comedy] Conspiracy Theorist [self proclaimed] I know that everything is connected to the Sun[god] and emissions - even shark shit - so I can understand how systems are important. Yet when your creative belief juices suffer mental constipation because you have sold out your soul and harm others around you it's time to let go. Breathe in. Breathe out. Then laugh.

Scotland to be Privatised*

Wanted for Crimes Against the Union
Links with far right?

"Alas, I have often said to myself what are the boasted advantages which my country reaps from a certain Union that counterbalance the annihilation of her Independence, and even her name !" 

Scotland, a place where there are twice as many Panda's as there are Conservative Members of Parliament, may be punished for the indiscretion of A Salmon as dark forces threaten to tear the union apart. Rumours have circulated about affairs and rumours persist that our former friends in the North are conspiring with those even further North. Even if these rumours are found to be just that - rumours - sources have said they may just privatise Scotland to bind them to the Union as it would offend God to break the union, and  let's face it, it's only fair that someone makes a profit. As it is, one set of two-timing bastards have accused the other half** of vile things and expect them to lie down and take the abuse. However asking any Scot to lie down and think of England is hardly going to get them in the mood for getting into bed, especially, as history tells us, when there's no gold involved.

Alternate Realities on Rapture Day the power of 42*

"Half Naked Fakir." 
Winston Churchill on the
 'evil preacher' accused of converting 
another late 'terrorist' Martin Luther King. 
He looks old and brown so I'm not sure I can trust him. 

I have been been influenced by my latest voice, Cosmetic Brain Surgery, who has been teaching me the words of the Prophet Mo:

"Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind.  It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man.

#OccupyFriday Cosmetic Brain Surgery for the 99%

Pic Courtesy Fingertrouble

Music and Fascism are intertwined. I know this because I have a totalitarian streak when it comes to music. I am non violent and anti the death penalty, however when it comes to Beliebers, I become demoniacally possessed and want to kill Justin and all his Acolytes in cruel and unusual ways. I would make Guantanemo Bay look like a Butlins Holiday camp, although on second thoughts I've been to Butlins and I don't ever ever go back - Downtown Bogotá has more appeal. Not even the mashing together of Bieber and Slipknot in the rather wonderful Psychosexual Baby has quelled this urge. I am seeking a greater good and the world will be a better place without the vacuous, obnoxious little Twat. I am not alone either as the sages at South Park have demonstrated:

Old Age Terrorists #3 Grey Dawn

Inexperienced 53 year old Trainee Terrorist 

Australians today were thanking the Sun[god] that a suspected terrorist attack by the East Sydney branch of Al-Falafel was foiled by the trainee terrorists inexperience. My sources tell me that had the pilot been older there would have been carnage. As it was no one was seriously harmed:

Knock Down Ginger

     

I should have a sense of fellowship for my Ginger brethren - I am after all a vociferous exponent/activist for Ginger Rights and with good reason.

The Science of South Park Part 1

South Park: Make Love, Not Warcraft

Apparently socialising stops you becoming a porker. So much so that one professor at Ohio State University was "amazed at the degree of fat loss that occurs."