Satanic Corksucker to Save Planet

The City and the joy of sex with horses.

I seem to have mislaid one of my 12 holy daggers of Antioch which I had planned to [psychically and metaphorically] remove the evil satanic cock sucker bieber from this earth. I was doing this service for the greater good, however I can't be bothered writing a really long plot involving pigeon shat upon statues, creepy pigeons in old churches or pigeons shitting themselves as they flee a town square as Forrest Gump wanders around impersonating a very bewildered and very hammered student. Without the 12th dagger pushing bieber into an active volcano crater is quite an acceptable alternative.

How the Sun Kicks Off a Party*

We are connected, because everything is connected even though we do not always remember. We entered a solar wind stream which is not good as the Sun has gut rot after gorging itself over the Christmas period. These are not loud earth shattering blasts but silent but deadly emissions that contain highly charged particles. We felt it in Europe where 2012 really did come in with a bang. Behold: 

XFactor News: #ReclaimXmas Assassination Plot on Santa Discovered

He Who Must Not Be Named at Christmas

It is a well known FACT that NORAD have been tracking elderly northern terrorist Santa since 1957. However, researchers at GONADS, the GingerZilla Organisation for Nurture and Development in Science, have discovered a secret bankers plot to take him out and possibly do unspeakable things to him and Rudolf. They have sent their representatives and lawyers to sound out the locals to see if they are willing to testify. Failing that they will pay for them to testify. Whilst I would generally agree with the capture and possible prosecution of Santa and am deeply concerned that the bankers are messing with powers they do not understand. There is a fit and proper way to deal with these things before going on a mass land grab, even if it is for appearances only. This does bring up the question of why the bankers feel that now is the time to take out Santa?

Monkey Says Murder Beiber

Do as the monkey says. Do as the monkey says.

#OccupyFriday Cosmetic Brain Surgery for the 99%

Pic Courtesy Fingertrouble

Music and Fascism are intertwined. I know this because I have a totalitarian streak when it comes to music. I am non violent and anti the death penalty, however when it comes to Beliebers, I become demoniacally possessed and want to kill Justin and all his Acolytes in cruel and unusual ways. I would make Guantanemo Bay look like a Butlins Holiday camp, although on second thoughts I've been to Butlins and I don't ever ever go back - Downtown Bogotá has more appeal. Not even the mashing together of Bieber and Slipknot in the rather wonderful Psychosexual Baby has quelled this urge. I am seeking a greater good and the world will be a better place without the vacuous, obnoxious little Twat. I am not alone either as the sages at South Park have demonstrated: