Snuff Fiction Redux: Legalities

To Kill or Not to Kill

Global warming is hoax and a reality. The the idea of a liberal media owned by very rich people is a hoax and a reality. Freedom is a hoax and a reality. They are also incredibly boring to many people who have no interest in delving deeper and taking the blue pill. This can be the only logical reason that no one has paid attention to the warnings I have been screaming like a shrill caught in the headlights about the dangers we face from the notorious FUGITIVE justin bieber 

I seriously give up on you people. NO ONE IS LISTENING. He is scarier than pink milk or a plague of fucking VVASPs that enter your twilight dreams as soon as the first burst of summer blows up. In My Honest Opinion he threatens us all. If they could conquer Al-Capone on a tax charge then we finally have something tangible to attack beliebers with! Everything is relative, subjective and open to interpretation. If the world wasn't this way the legal profession would look like this

The Kraken: Going for Gold

Force and control on display.
The perfect accompaniment to economic hardship. 

Come and see 

Lockdown London

featuring the 

UK's biggest mobilisation of military and security forces since the second world war"

I've read enough action and adventure books to know this has something to do with stolen Nazi Gold. At the very least, I would like to take this opportunity to let the French shrug their shoulders and deny everything.

XFactor News: #ReclaimXmas Assassination Plot on Santa Discovered

He Who Must Not Be Named at Christmas

It is a well known FACT that NORAD have been tracking elderly northern terrorist Santa since 1957. However, researchers at GONADS, the GingerZilla Organisation for Nurture and Development in Science, have discovered a secret bankers plot to take him out and possibly do unspeakable things to him and Rudolf. They have sent their representatives and lawyers to sound out the locals to see if they are willing to testify. Failing that they will pay for them to testify. Whilst I would generally agree with the capture and possible prosecution of Santa and am deeply concerned that the bankers are messing with powers they do not understand. There is a fit and proper way to deal with these things before going on a mass land grab, even if it is for appearances only. This does bring up the question of why the bankers feel that now is the time to take out Santa?

Tory vs Tory Bring Back Fox Hunting

That the government is as entrenched in corruption as the last, or the one before that, or the one before that is no surprise. It is after all a conspiracy. A conspiracy is defined as:

2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.
 4. Law . an agreement by two or more persons to commit a crime, fraud, or other wrongful act.

This means hatching a plan with your neighbour to get your dogs to crap on another neighbours lawn is a conspiracy, whatever the merits or reasons for doing so (such as revenge for their cats digging up your vegetable patch and then crapping on it).

Roseanne Barr appearing in new TV show #occupywallstreet*

Max Headroom and Max Keiser
No one has ever seen them together...

...Hmm

Despite appearances, I don't always follow American politics. My immediate fears lie with the Northern Threat. Despite this apparent lack of focus, I think I have just watched former comedian Roseanne Barr announce her candidacy for president of the USA! This is her Killer Policy:

Tea Parties Cause Mental Retardation?

Illustration by Victor Juhasz, Copyright Rolling Stone Magazine

When even Rush Limbaugh says that you may have 'blown it' with the latest effluent coming out of your mouth - you are in a mentally retarded class of your own. 

Well what else am I expected to think after this from Tea Party fundamentalist and candidate for the Republican Party Presidential nomination, Michele Bachman: 

I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter. It can have very dangerous side effects. [Richard Adams, Guardian, Michele Bachmann, the HPV vaccine and the Republican landscape]

Animal Activists Need More Balls

German Animal Activists desperately try save escapee Cow from "trigger-happy Bavarians. 

Start the video at 5:05

Yvonne, who is possibly the most famous cow in the world at the moment,  has been on the lamb(!) since late May, smashing the three week record held by "Bruno, the first [and possibly last] bear to be seen on German soil [in] 170 years". A spokeswoman for Germany's Wildlife Alliance said at the time: