The Sun Goes Bollock Naked

The Sun could not resist the pun

When a drunken yob gets his knob out for the front pages I expect to see the headline Broken Britain not some pseudo bollocks about press freedom. Only the totally deluded minions of the Antipodean Beast would bleet about the press freedoms they have pissed all over as something worth defending. This now has everyone duly distracted from our economic and social plight. I would have no problem with this if people were worried about the Kraken, which as avid readers of my musings will know is the greatest threat like ever.

The Kraken: Going for Gold

Force and control on display.
The perfect accompaniment to economic hardship. 

Come and see 

Lockdown London

featuring the 

UK's biggest mobilisation of military and security forces since the second world war"

I've read enough action and adventure books to know this has something to do with stolen Nazi Gold. At the very least, I would like to take this opportunity to let the French shrug their shoulders and deny everything.

Distorted Reflections on the Election

Monday 3rd May 2010

Can Gordon count on you?

A Conservative pamphlet dropped through my door and rudely interrupted weekly day of planning for world conquest. Unlike the television or the net, a pamphlet through YOUR door cannot be ignored by changing channels or websites. It involves a physical interaction as you pick it up and process it accordingly by reading (or not), cherishing, dumping or recycling. I prefer the latter, it cleanses your house by making something positive from the unwanted evil of politics.

I'm shocked by revelations of a gopher fisting ring at the BBC in the 1990s. A full investigation by @schofe to follow. twitter.com/Cory_Tunt/stat…
— Cory Tunt (@Cory_Tunt) November 9, 2012

Before recycling I did read it and was amazed at what I read, or rather (since this is image politics) didn’t. I now have even less idea what they stand for. Rather than extolling the virtues of a Conservative Government or its policies all I gathered was there was a bogeyman called Gordon Brown. Oh, and that they were better than him, but then so is Gordon the Gopher, but that doesn’t mean I will vote for him.