The Cunts of the Apocalypse

Get Behind Thee.

A decade or so ago when told by the Fifth* Horse of the Apocalypse 'Dubbya' that ' You are either with us or against us' I took a different route and asked where I could put my name down for 'none of the above'. This is often taken as a sign I stand for nothing which avid followers would know is an anathema to me as I campaign for the abolition of tuesdays [Double Monday], beliebers [mind washed children of Memnoch], the freedom hating french, anti-Kraken bankers or one of my many bugbears that deserve attrition, resistance or contempt.

Many believe I am with them misunderstanding I have no love for their pavlovian salivations on twitter. That an antiquated Antipodean Old Age Terrorist understands this is not a wonder. To some I may have been born at the wrong time. Alas I am just an echo chamber of the wisdom passed down through time trying to shake the comatose to consciousness whilst there is still time.

Blindly joining one side is anathema to me as it is for you. Cunts think that if I’m anti A then I must be pro B and get nasty and hateful to discover I despise them all equally. The only approach, as far as I’m concerned, is the middle of the road Devil’s Advocate stance.Dear GingerZilla, What Can One Say About Maggie?

* Whilst many [right thinking] Americans believe Barak Osama is the Anti-Christ I have a deep unease at buzzing sounds, which could be wasps [thankfully decimated by the coming Ice Age from the North] I cannot rule out drones sent to silence me and thereby praise his glory.

Cuban Sword[fish] Plot on President Stopped

EXCLUSIVE: President Osama sent a crack squid* to take down a Cuban swordfish that was planning to assassinate him. The plan had been to draw the president to Bikini Atoll fora fishing trip/photo op where he would be become a fish kebab. This narrow miss for the president was stopped by an agent, known only as Mick the Mule, who came forward with a press release from a red haired witch who has come into a lot of money. I warned about this ages ago. Behold;

Rumours that youtube tried to buy the rights for the Fish Kebab clip have not been denied, but then again I haven't asked them.

The Lying Bastards* are Innocent

Such is the state of our democracy that journalists complain about protesters being 'self-appointed'

and serial bigots the Daily Mail along with serial hackers the Sun (who can never say sorry enough for Hillsborough or for their sister hacking dead soldiers) seem to be directing policy:

Then we hear that following this exchange "for several days there was media silence in France...a decision had been taken not to embarrass the French president":

Blue Sky Thinking or Praying to the Volcano Gods

The Airlines are moaning yet again crying into their meagre soup, telling us that when it comes to Icelandic volcanoes called Eyjafjallajokull and safety in the skies:

“airlines are best placed to take the final decisions on whether or not it is safe to fly”

Yes, the people who run corporations (such as airlines) and have a legal duty to their shareholders to make money are of course the best placed to make this decision. And of course, “European governments [should] bail out the airlines with what ultimately is taxpayers' money” for not allowing them to fly last time around.

And all because…

Cameron met a black man