#VolcanoPorn - The Rise of Atlantis

Naked Together - Adonis and Aphrodite

On 24th January a mass ejection from a coronal hole pressed into the earth

The next day, 26th January, more tubes rhythmically responded after watching the writhing forms on show

Nothing to See Hierro: The Volcano Porn of Middle Earth

Starring the Kraken in...

Club Med Escape to Victory

Episode 1

The Kraken, using the natural rhythms of the Sun[god], is trying to excite the Earth Mother into one great heaving Organasm to ease his passage. I can't believe I didn't see it coming, but I have been playing the sections back, frame by frame to make sure my conclusions were strong. This is part of the problem of being addicted to volcano porn.

Disclaimer: Distant Cousins? 
Feb 18th: Officer Barbrady's Birthday and Mount Fuji rumbles

Meanwhile on the far south western reaches officials have been rumoured to be chanting a dark, secretive mantra

'se mueven a lo largo de la gente, nada que ver aquí' 

whenever they are asked about the motion of fluids. Now records have emerged from the depths of the Mediterranean Middle Earth featuring hardcore Greek, Italian and Spanish. webcam action...

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#OccupyTuesday: A Letter to my Old Age Stalker*

4th Double Monday of the Mighty 12

*A letter to my stalker in the hopes it will appease him. I do not want the old people realising my policy proposals are not satire. This small font is one small way of combating them and, like governments, treating them like mushrooms by keeping them in the dark and in the shit. The only bad part of keeping them in the dark is they have more money towards winter fuel payments and less die as planned. There is however the plus side which is the energy companies can recoup some of the vast amounts these scroungers scam from them every winter by wearing extra jumpers and hiding under blankets.

Dear Les, 

I didn't know they were after the Acropolis** as the cost of export would be prohibitive with rising fuel costs despite the recent plunder of Carthage.

Cameron Forgives Greece and Rioters but will the Kraken

An Artists Impression of the Tithe Collection in Greece
[Image: Wikipedia]

GingerZilla News: If you believe, it will come

Politicians in Europe go into a cyclical frenzy of saying they need more money to pay the banks and credit agencies, but my sources have revealed the shocking truth.

The banks and credit agencies have a chosen few who take the offerings to the coast and then hide. After the great crashing of waves has subsided they come out and find the tithe has been taken.  Although no one has seen it and there's not even a hoax video on YouTube, we can reveal that it is the Kraken that appears in Greece every few months to collect a tithe before disappearing back into the warm Mediterranean Seas. It was hoped that the continued offerings would limit the appearances to Greece, however there have been rumours of sightings off the coasts of Ireland, Spain, Portugal and now Italy, which deeply upset those hoping their version of Judge Judy would distract the locals. Some reports even suggested an appearance off the Coast of Libya earlier this year, however sources claim the locals' Nescafe had been spiked with hallucinogens and made them go a bit tutti fruity.