The Anti-Pope* Franny the 1st Plagued by Communist Rats

Stick it up ya junta 

Father Orlando Yorio and Father Francisco Jalics were tortured and kept in a concentration camp for nearly six months in 1976, after they refused Bergoglio's order to leave the slum where they were working. In that era, any priest who focused on the poor districts was under suspicion of collaborating with Marxist groups. Pope Francis's critics in Argentina say document suggests he betrayed priest

#VolcanoPorn - Dirty Italian Lady Disgorges

To all invading storms; and Aetna's throat With roar of frightful ruin thunders nigh. Now to the realm of light it lifts a cloud Of pitch-black, whirling smoke, and fiery dust, Shooting out globes of flame, with monster tongues That lick the stars; now huge crags of itself, Out of the bowels of the mountain torn, Its maw disgorges, while the molten rock Rolls screaming skyward; from the nether deep The fathomless abyss makes ebb and flow.

Hot Lady bubbles over

Nothing to See Hierro: The Volcano Porn of Middle Earth

Starring the Kraken in...

Club Med Escape to Victory

Episode 1

The Kraken, using the natural rhythms of the Sun[god], is trying to excite the Earth Mother into one great heaving Organasm to ease his passage. I can't believe I didn't see it coming, but I have been playing the sections back, frame by frame to make sure my conclusions were strong. This is part of the problem of being addicted to volcano porn.

Disclaimer: Distant Cousins? 
Feb 18th: Officer Barbrady's Birthday and Mount Fuji rumbles

Meanwhile on the far south western reaches officials have been rumoured to be chanting a dark, secretive mantra

'se mueven a lo largo de la gente, nada que ver aquí' 

whenever they are asked about the motion of fluids. Now records have emerged from the depths of the Mediterranean Middle Earth featuring hardcore Greek, Italian and Spanish. webcam action...

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