Celtic Counter Claims

Apparently the Chinese are making claims.
Steadfastly I tell you we invented Yiggy Yaggy*

Proof of my 6% Heritage Rights to the gold.
-2400 cycles around our sun.
The divine numbers sanctify my claim.
Therefore I claim my 6% admin fee on any Yiggy Yaggy in these Bastard Isles. 

We must save this sacred relic from the grubby hands of the French