Scrounging Murdering Benefit Cheats

Caught in the Act!
The Government and Pensioners.

On 555 he that was ushered forth as a high priest of the economy took a vow. Gideon the Profligate Profit promised to serve the Great Orifice in defence of the Kraken. Alas he has been distracted by what falsely glitters and the promise of a job as a frontman for the Goldman that sacks towns, cities and bank accounts.

Profit George to Set Up Tax Abuse Helpline

"Tell us how did your tax abuse make you feel?"

Profligate Profit George is hoping to keep the yellow bastards in the coalition of the willing quiet by throwing poor brown people a frickin' bone. There is a central belief in the corridors of power that poverty begins at home due to fecklessness, idleness and genetic inferiority, but charity is useful abroad to shut the liberals up. Behold

Profit George in Tax Dodge Shocker

Is Profit George seriously suggesting immoral financial conjuring tricks - which puts him in the shady league with starbucks? This is not bad, it is bowel churning evil-bad. In light of the distinct media silence on this subject I can only conclude there is clearly nothing to see El Hierro. However I feel obliged to put a case forward for the defence.

Old Age Terrorists #33 Sirens Wailing

My internal alarm bells are ringing. 

there is nothing special or innately superior about western people. They are not the master race. They are simply geographically privileged.

This geographical advantage leads to a genetic advantage as our children grow tall and strong whilst the poor are being fattened for the slaughter. There is another way;

The Web of DEATH* Emerges

Don't go out in the #fog #DeadPirates #Gold

— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) December 11, 2012

The recent icy blast is loosening it's grip, sadly for Profit George it also means DEATH loosening his (or her) grip on pensioners throats. As George is a glass half full guy, he is hoping the cold winter storm washes a few away as compensation.

To realise how deep this vast web goes, great mother earth sent a deathly cold fog upon the land so we could see what is often hidden from our heathen eyes. Behold;

Will the Last Rich Person to Leave Please Turn Off the Lights

Grand Larceny or Grand Arsony?

It has come to my attention that Profit George has insisted the "rich will lose [a] greater share of income" after spending the last two years dedicated to telling us that even the mention of paying more/anything would set off a mass stampede. Woe we had been told even if they did not flee then they would feel so miserable and oppressed that it would be like the worst thing like ever! Therefore Profit George's actions in singling out the rich for corporate punishment must be treated like a sneezing chicken in a lift.

Kraken Down on Gold

"when will the people of the UK demand some justice from their Prime Minister, whose borderline act of treason merely to bailout a few financial institutions". Tyler Durden

Old Age Terrorists # 19 Profit George's Attack on the Elderly

There has been much consternation in these Bastard Isles and it has nothing to do with the football.

Budget Exclusive: Mandatory Suicide for Jobseekers

Workshy layabouts were offered positions in the fields

I was baffled by this mindboggling doublespeak offered up in a Guardian article about unpaid young people taking the jobs off their more expensive [and therefore useless to the economy] peers*

A spokeswoman for the Department for Work and Pensions strongly rejected that mandatory placements would be used as a sanction, but said they could be offered in circumstances where advisers felt they were appropriate

How can you offer something that is 'mandatory'?

Old Age Terrorists Choking the life out of NHS

The Usual Suspects at the New Coalition's Ill Gotten Feast
#FutureHistory

I can exclusively reveal there is a plot to murder death kill the NHS.

Earth Mother Porn #2 Got Wood

I have always been wary of tree huggers like Cosmetic Brain Surgery. 

They say if you adopt a tree it can reduce your carbon footprint, however this takes a lifetime. Whilst planting a tree and watching it grow is very Zen thing, it doesn't offer much in the way of instant gratitude and is unlikely to help the economy in the short term, even if it would help our lives in the long term. Therefore with this in mind I propose a new stimulus...

More disturbing pictures follow when you read the...

City Under Siege: Cameron Calls for Mass Sacrifice

Is Profit George pinching our faces?
A spokesperson said Profit George is pinching himself,
demonstrating he shares our pain.
Some sources have claimed he was crushing our heads.

The Kraken Turns on Profit George

Hi I'm George, 
Closet Book Burner

The Profit George is a false prophet! I believed that he was collecting the tithe for the Kraken so gave him the benefit of the doubt. Now I have have more than doubts as I know he is the repressed alter ego of a closet Book Burner! His venom against books and learning is an anathema. As common decency does not allow him to burn books openly, despite the valiant efforts of the Daily Mail, he is launching a simultaneous war of attrition on education and understanding. Not that I blame him, education has got so bad you might as well start again. Think of all the shopping centres that could be built in school buildings and libraries. Children prefer them to school anyway so why not combine them and cut red tape? It's only fair?

'President Bush, Why don’t you shut up? '

Two editorials by Pravda - judge for yourself....
Mr. Bush, Enough!!
...your government is advised by lunatics who belong in psychiatric wards instead of the Pentagon and White House. And you, Mr. Bush, belong in an international criminal court to be judged for your crimes against peace and your crimes against humanity.



Bush: Why don’t you shut up?
“President Bush, Why don’t you shut up? Do you really think anyone gives any importance whatsoever to your words after 8 years of your criminal and murderous regime and policies? Do you really believe you have any moral ground whatsoever and do you really imagine there is a single human being anywhere on this planet who does not stick up his middle finger every time you appear on a TV screen?