Eurovisions: It's Not Like I Didn't Feckin' Warn You

7 years ago I warned:

The Sun[god] is sending us a foul wind that may contain some solids. 

There is quite possibly something rotten in the state of Denmark.

And some things not quite so rotten 

We must act soon to reclaim the sacred lands of South South England before it is too late.

Prospective vichy bar owners may wish to stock up now.

Royaume uni nul points will be our destiny until we annex South-South England. The surrender monkeys are overdue a revolution and republic

And it's not like they aren't openly taking the piss with us at this point 

Invade goddammit!