Private Eye in Plagiarism Shocker!*

This plagiarism is getting ridiculous.

GingerZilla (Prophet) 8th April 2013

Private Eye 19th April 2013

#FutureHistory We Dont Need No Stinking Gold Standards

If you tilt your head the Golden Krakenhead appears*

He who has the gold, makes the rules.

To see the root of evil sometimes you only need to scrape away the shit in your eyes. Only then will you see that nothing really changes and just like our ancestors we are deep in shit not of our own making.

Britain is the slave of an international financial bloc.

Old Age Terrorists #21 Reclaim Ram Raiding

Do we wait until there's nothing left in the bank?
Old people do your duty for your country.

Open Season on the bankers has been declared. Underneath the media sensationalism and faux political rage at the bloody bankers we see the whole edifice crumbling. With hyper inflation, anarchy and the Kraken visiting coastal Europe being just around the corner, it can only be a matter of time before the extreme measures that are needed to save us from the precipice will be welcomed by the mewling cabbages. Instead of allowing such evil forces to fly above our heads at five am on a Sunday morning because Heathrow has issues with it's penis size, we must embrace the spirit of ancient volcano gods and sacrifice.

My idea of reintroducing Fox Hunting replacing foxes with Conservative MPs, was sadly not taken up by the Coalition, however. They have taken the spirit of my policy ideas to heart and have substituted their place [of being grossly unfit and detested by the people] with bankers fresh from their bonuses. Someone always has to take flack and these fattened calves are now being prepared for the greatest televisual spectacle of all time.*

Kraken Threatens to Eat Polar Bears if Demands not Met

Activists try and avoid being eaten whilst looking for bears that Mann hasn't eaten

BREAKING: The Kraken has threatened to eat all the Polar Bears unless his demands for Gold* are met. A crack squad of Global Warning Sharks has been sent on a mission to the North Pole in the hope of fending him off by bashing him on the nose a few times in the hope he heads back to Greece. Whilst many had hoped to encounter open waters, the Arctic is not as ice free as hoped

Can Carbon Taxes Stop it Raining Polar Bears

Any library could tell you it's fucking wet, but not the Met Office.

Every time the Met Office or Environment Agency declare a drought it ends. Even a witch doctor would be proud of their success rate, however they would be lynched for talking so much bullshit. What has become clear is that not only do they not have the predictive power that I do, they have an unerring ability to fuck up the most basic forecasts and still claim they need more money. There is a simple equation to their computer models which can best be summed up by this phrase

Full Moon Friday

Moon and Porn are conspiratorially linked

As the sun over these Bastard Isles falls from the the sky and dark clouds still threaten rain. As the light slowly fades from the sky let us remember for we look to the heavens to bathe us in light and we do not see.

42 Buildings and Budddah

Gorilla Gardening with Fred - it's Evolving

As Buddha saw upon his Enlightenment, the Tree of Life, the connection between Heaven and Earth, is composed of these letters, letters that are the very principles of thought, and in both Tian Tien Buddhism and Tantra these forty two letters represent the forty two steps and stages on the path to enlightenment: the Bodhisattva Path. [Padma Prakesh]

The numbers of the Big Bang are 42 - coincidence?

Hiding the Shitstorm..*

As a devout Hixian, I often feel language is underrated. The language spoken in these Bastard Isles evolved into a multi headed beast, fed on the blood of our ancestors and various [illegal] alien space invaders who don't speak the same lingo. One of those cunning lingual influences has a distinct Germanic flavour.

leaked movie poster
World Famous Hybrid Jumping  Global Warning Sharks

#OccupyTuesday: A Letter to my Old Age Stalker*

4th Double Monday of the Mighty 12

*A letter to my stalker in the hopes it will appease him. I do not want the old people realising my policy proposals are not satire. This small font is one small way of combating them and, like governments, treating them like mushrooms by keeping them in the dark and in the shit. The only bad part of keeping them in the dark is they have more money towards winter fuel payments and less die as planned. There is however the plus side which is the energy companies can recoup some of the vast amounts these scroungers scam from them every winter by wearing extra jumpers and hiding under blankets.

Dear Les, 

I didn't know they were after the Acropolis** as the cost of export would be prohibitive with rising fuel costs despite the recent plunder of Carthage.

Christmas Pandamonium

Copycat Bastards
I Blame Hislop for nicking my ideas
I mean he hasn't denied it!

Sun[god] Latest: #Manumission for CASH

Whilst distracting everyone with the Phoney War with France, the Bastards have been working hard behind the scenes to develop Europe's own Star Wars Programme. GingerZilla exclusively revealed how a missile clearly hit the Sun[god]. Now the Coalition Against Scylla Haters (CASH) have launched another attempt to control the source of our power. This time however the Sungod was ready and deflected the so called 'Comet Lovejoy*' but showed mercy by letting it live.

Bob Sauce: WeatherGeddingit

The Bastard Isles to be shown who is King

General Confusion to reign

Mostly at the Met Office

Striking the Sun God - Man Takes on the Sun

They said it was a comet that 'disintegrated' as it approached the Sun God and coincided with an explosion :

"The timing of the CME so soon after the comet dove into the sun suggests a link. But what? There is no known mechanism for comets to trigger solar explosions...pure coincidence is still the most likely explanation...Could a puny comet cause a magnetic instability that might propagate and blossom into a impressive CME? The question is not so crazy as it once seemed to be." [Comet and CME, spaceweather.com]

This is not scientists admitting that the assumptions we have built our world upon, like the speed of light not being exceeded, how the sun works or the universe that surrounds us, have gaping holes in them. Scientists don't admit things like that. It's bad for publicity and makes you look like you don't know what you're doing, which even if true still doesn't look good. It's an image thing, even if science has founded itself on trying to discover what it doesn't know rather than preaching to the converted.

No contamination
outside the dead-zone

Considering Scientists and Governments keep telling us Nuclear Energy is safe as earthquakes continue to conspire against our reactors and forcing them to shut down because they are not up to the job of the earth rattling a wee bit, it's not good to admit we're not sure any more. Civilisation will surely fall if we admit that we are not omnipotent. However since there is no known link between the sun and earthquakes (it's all a coincidence like Tories and Riots) I turned to Hollywood to understand the motives of nefarious governments (how else would they normalise the unthinkable) and found out they are trying to Restart the Sun! The Sun is not doing what it should and so needs to be taught a lesson - who else but mankind could take on God?

It was then I did as Spaceweather advised and watched again. To my disbelief I saw not a comet, but a cosmic missile that scientists have fired to test a theory Mankind or the Illuminati is trying to control the Sun God. Sod, declaring war on Mexico, we just declared war on the Sun!

The Sun's Face is Censored by Scientists so we cannot see it's pain.