Showing posts with label Age of Austerity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Age of Austerity. Show all posts

Saturday, 7 July 2012

Old Age Terrorists #21 Reclaim Ram Raiding

Do we wait until there's nothing left in the bank?
Old people do your duty for your country.
Open Season on the bankers has been declared. Underneath the media sensationalism and faux political rage at the bloody bankers we see the whole edifice crumbling. With hyper inflation, anarchy and the Kraken visiting coastal Europe being just around the corner, it can only be a matter of time before the extreme measures that are needed to save us from the precipice will be welcomed by the mewling cabbages. Instead of allowing such evil forces to fly above our heads at five am on a Sunday morning because Heathrow has issues with it's penis size, we must embrace the spirit of ancient volcano gods and sacrifice.

My idea of reintroducing Fox Hunting replacing foxes with Conservative MPs, was sadly not taken up by the Coalition, however. They have taken the spirit of my policy ideas to heart and have substituted their place [of being grossly unfit and detested by the people] with bankers fresh from their bonuses. Someone always has to take flack and these fattened calves are now being prepared for the greatest televisual spectacle of all time.*

Saturday, 16 June 2012

The News: Greek NAMBLA*

Explaining the Greek election and financial crisis with Star Wars[i];

The Greek parents too poor to care for their children
Father Antonios. He believes that no matter how poor parents may be, the child is always better off with its family.
"These families will be judged for abandoning their children," he says. "We can provide a child with food and shelter, but the truth is that the biggest need any child has is to feel the love of its parents."

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

End of the World - Marabou Stork Nightmares

Traders and Bankers on the Scrounge
Truth has been spoken from the mouths of the Disciples of the Beast. One Disciple who trades in the virtual world of 21st Century finance, spoke truth to the BBC when he said that it was Goldman Sachs, not politicians, that rule the world:

Robert Peston from the Virtual BBC

Sunday, 18 September 2011