Bonobos - Earth's Pornographers

My interpretation of this image by NASA is fair comment,
as avid readers of this blog will know

The bonobo is popularly known for its high levels of sexual behavior. Sex functions in conflict appeasement, affection, social status, excitement, and stress reduction. It occurs in virtually all partner combinations and in a variety of positions. This is a factor in the lower levels of aggression seen in the bonobo when compared to the common chimpanzee and other apes. Bonobos are perceived to be matriarchal: females tend to collectively dominate males by forming alliances and use sexuality to control males. A male's rank in the social hierarchy is often determined by his mother's rank. BBC

The Porn of Mother Earth: Animal Prostitution

Penguin Whores

Why have the tabloid Daily Shits* not been protesting profusely about this outrage and why have no bleeding heart liberals tried to #occupy** zoos, jungle warzones (of an officially dead Africa) or indeed the South Pole which is apparently quite hot these days if these sources are anything to go by; 

Hiding the Shitstorm..*

As a devout Hixian, I often feel language is underrated. The language spoken in these Bastard Isles evolved into a multi headed beast, fed on the blood of our ancestors and various [illegal] alien space invaders who don't speak the same lingo. One of those cunning lingual influences has a distinct Germanic flavour.

leaked movie poster
World Famous Hybrid Jumping  Global Warning Sharks

A Message from the Sun God: Tea Bagging* +the Great Filament

Planting a Muffler* on the Surface of the Sun[god]

"It's one of the biggest things in the entire solar system. A dark filament of magnetism measuring more than 800,000 km from end to end is sprawled diagonally across the face of the Sun[god]. NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory took an ultraviolet picture of the structure during the late hours of Nov. 17th