The Great Fight with France

How could I not compare  one diminutive French leader to the other?
Both have no neck either and could be described as 'quel connard '

After giving this much thought, I now see that war is needed and not just a Twitter war on beliebers.

Kraken on Crack: Golden Showers Update

I've cracked it! The reason the Kraken has not delivered the golden shower on the people and is swimming around the Mediterranean searching for an ever larger tithe, almost like a crack addict seeking a bigger fix, is simple. Let me explain...

Is this what we have reduced the Great Kraken to? 

Death and Taxes the Continuing Adventures of the Kraken

Bob has deciphered this BBC news item on the Tithe
Many of Bob's dispatches are not shown here.
The earth is not ready for such revelation, yet.
I am also having difficulty reading his handwriting.

Under current legislation and loopholes in the law, some people are able to shirk their responsibilities and do not contribute to society. This is NOT fair. 

NASA Discover Atlantis: Ancestral Home of the Kraken

Texan sources released this image and said:
'Is this what Europa has planned for us?'
'Does Kevin Costner still own the film rights?'

Actually they said this:
Europa's "Great Lake."
Researchers predict many more such lakes are scattered throughout the moon's icy shell.
Credit: Britney Schmidt/Dead Pixel VFX/Univ. of Texas at Austin.

But do not be fooled. Atlantis is the ancestral home of the Kraken. We do not know what they are summoning so far from the warmth of the Sungod.

• NASA Probe Data Show Evidence of Liquid Water on Icy Europa
• SCIENTISTS FIND EVIDENCE FOR “GREAT LAKE” ON EUROPA AND POTENTIAL NEW HABITAT FOR LIFE

Loch Ness Monster Seen on Surface of Sun

French sources have been watching the power of the Sungod and have said :

"the giant prominence is evolving very fast now ! When I started imaging it was looking like a Diplodocus !

I am no skilled amateur at this. I am truly gifted because I was given the gift of sight after experiencing 17 aftershocks. The gateway opened on 11/11/11 did not let in Dinosaurs and was not a metaphorical message to dig trenches, which German Chancellor Angela Merkel used just so she could mention the war. It's not a dinosaur, it's not a serpent or even a Chinese fire dragon, it's clearly a Nessie.

Old Age Terrorists Part Four# Maggie's Benefit Fraud

The Economic Axis of Evil - Look How Old they Are

"Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has claimed £535,000 of taxpayers' money over the last five years, government records have shown." [Margaret Thatcher claims £535,000 for ex-PM duties BBC News]

#OccupyFriday God is in the Detail

Guest Sermon by Cosmetic Brain Surgery

The doors did not close, for my love is unconditional

The people said "the invisible hand of the free market is really God at work." However, a man once told of a Merchant who said:

Cameron Forgives Greece and Rioters but will the Kraken

An Artists Impression of the Tithe Collection in Greece
[Image: Wikipedia]

GingerZilla News: If you believe, it will come

Politicians in Europe go into a cyclical frenzy of saying they need more money to pay the banks and credit agencies, but my sources have revealed the shocking truth.

The banks and credit agencies have a chosen few who take the offerings to the coast and then hide. After the great crashing of waves has subsided they come out and find the tithe has been taken.  Although no one has seen it and there's not even a hoax video on YouTube, we can reveal that it is the Kraken that appears in Greece every few months to collect a tithe before disappearing back into the warm Mediterranean Seas. It was hoped that the continued offerings would limit the appearances to Greece, however there have been rumours of sightings off the coasts of Ireland, Spain, Portugal and now Italy, which deeply upset those hoping their version of Judge Judy would distract the locals. Some reports even suggested an appearance off the Coast of Libya earlier this year, however sources claim the locals' Nescafe had been spiked with hallucinogens and made them go a bit tutti fruity.