Bastard Pom Brings Down Pope

Behold*

The thing with prophesy is it does not become clear until the events have passed. Only then can you safely say, I told you so and inflate with a fair degree of smugness.

Did my campaign force #pope #benedict to resign? == gingerzilla.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/N… #Satire* #victory *allegedly twitter.com/thegingerzilla…
— theGingerZilla (@thegingerzilla) February 11, 2013

@thegingerzilla Exactly what I thought; that pom bastard brought down another wise leader. Is the Pope a Scientologist? lesjohns.wordpress.com
— Les Johns (@LesJohnsLes) February 11, 2013

#ComicRelief Fat Australians to Donate Fuel

Beaudesert Local (left) pictured with Les.

As avid readers will know I accumulated an online stalker in my divine quest to solve the many ailments of our modern age. I have become rather fond of his territorial pissings on the deserved targets of his ire - that and the great distance between us of course.

Old Age Terrorists #25 Carts of Death

"It's a Hell's Angels look for people with limited mobility" Image

From my treatise Old Age Terrorists - They Hate Our Freedom

Whilst I concede that not all pensioners are terrorists, just terror suspects, can we afford to take any risks when the future of our civilisation and our economy are at stake?

One earth cycle later my Old Age Stalker Les Johns sends me this disturbing news:

Old Age Terrorists #13 Queensland's Public Enemy #1

It could well be Mr. Burns and Murdoch in a perverse collaboration

Through the course of everyday life you come across obstacles. How you tackle them reveals much about your personality and often what is going on in your life. Unless you prepare yourself properly then this happens:

The Smut on Sun[day]

The Sun[newspaper] has decided to desecrate* the holy day of Sun[day] shopping by covering it in shit. The Sun[god] was very unhappy with this and made it's displeasure known at the sacrilege;

A magnetic filament snaking over the sun's northeastern limb rose up and erupted during the early hours of Feb. 24th...The eruption split the sun's atmosphere creating a "canyon of fire" 

#OccupyFriday Finding Nemo vs. the Kraken

Incoming!!! 
[Piss] Artists impression of Kraken in search of Proper Gold

GingerZilla EXCLUSIV: Sources have revealed that the Royal Australian Navy (RAN*) have mobilised to protect Nemo and his friends from the Kraken. Other sources have even spoken of Jumping Sharks caused by Global Warning tax.

But even I did not realise the tremendous peril on the other side of the world. Behold: