Thursday, 8 December 2011

All I Want for Christmas is War

It appears Mexico has backed down in their ongoing war with the United States and refused to take political prisoner Saadi Gaddafi. This could be a breach of international obligations but since no one cares about them any more we will move on. 

The liberal idiot Jon Stewart has declared war on Christmas (see video below if it works why not try giggle). This is typical of liberal idiots always getting it wrong. It's Santa that needs to be taken out so we can free the Panda inside him. Reclaim the Festive season and get back to worshipping the Sungod and his Panda. As Hannibal said in antiquity, 'Of course I have a plan. But it's a secret.'
The Panda Inside Santa Must be Freed!
Is this picture from Wikipedia Panda Porn?

As the Profit Dave Lizard has shown, we don't need to declare war on Christmas when we can simply ban it. I  just have to show Dave the way of the Sungod and that no one, not even Northern Terrorists like Satan should die. Although from cold blooded perspective, it would save parents the expense and heartache*. 

*If I'm really honest I just want to ban Tuesdays and 2012 is the Year of the Panda. These are Good Omens.

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