Piers Morgan in Tabloid Days |
My sources are impeccable - do you dare doubt my sources? I have a proven record of this prediction based upon secret discoveries and the Theory of Bob Source. Behold:
Since I experienced 17 aftershocks in sixty seconds I have seen things in a new light and made amazing discoveries and connections. I am the Future History Mage. I intend to prepare the way for believers who follow me.
Since I experienced 17 aftershocks in sixty seconds I have seen things in a new light and made amazing discoveries and connections. I am the Future History Mage. I intend to prepare the way for believers who follow me.
It was no coincidence that the X-Factor was delayed by 16 minutes due to:
"an unusual power spike on Saturday evening which disrupted services from the BT Tower for a short time. We are looking into the circumstances behind the outage."
Coincidence? |
NEXT UP: Bob's Dispatch finds proof of the Communist at heart of BBC and more news of the Baron and the Old Age Terrorists. It's a Tuesday in many places on this planet as I write this. Things are happening faster than I believed could ever happen but I'm not sure if that's a side effect of drinking too much coffee or because winter is coming and making me SAD because the Sun God has been hidden for so long on these Bastard Isles.
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