NASA to Kill Lunar Robot Twins

As the penultimate Double Monday of the mighty 12 rolls over this planet I can exclusively reveal a suicide mission by NASA to take out the Kraken's base of operations in Europa. They are sending robot Martyrs who will sacrifice their microchip souls after being promised some virgin hardware in Silicone Heaven. The conversation may have gone something like this;

#VolcanoPorn Spurting

Krakatau a sign of blocked spurtage
The Kraken is vital to the rhythms of the Great Earth Mother.
and spurting.

Traditional beliefs about volcanoes

Many ancient accounts ascribe volcanic eruptions to supernatural causes, such as the [hard] actions of gods or demigods. To the ancient Greeks, volcanoes' capricious power could only be explained as acts of the gods, while 16th/17th-century German astronomer Johannes Kepler believed they were ducts for the Earth's tears.