Sheep Shagging Zombies @theBBC

A lump of meat is of more use to the BBC than the general public*

To understand the mindset of shoddy journalists is really not hard - they look down on anyone who doesn't agree with them. They also have a pathological fear of sheep that can think for themselves and draw their own conclusions. Thankfully these insurgent thinking sheep only exist in the virtual world and the delete button is ever powerful. Who knows what infection these sheep carry?

Shoddy journalists, along with shoddy politicians have done unspeakable things to children as I revealed on Twitter:

#ReclaimFriday: For the War but Against the Troops Redux

Hearts Broken

Over five years have passed since the original post. It was always due a revisit. The original was inspired by Bill Hicks and was part of a 'what if' series. This time I hand the reigns over to the peacekeeping hippy Cosmetic Brain Surgery for his take.

Guest Sermon by Cosmetic Brains Surgery

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. Albert Camus

From a facebook status doing the rounds in the US in July 2010

Lindsay Lohan, 24, is all over the news AGAIN because she's a celebrity drug addict. While Justin Allen 23, Brett Linley 29, Matthew Weikert 29, Justus Bartett 27, Dave Santos 21, Chase Stanley 21, Jesse Reed 26, Matthew Johnson 21, Zachary Fisher 24, Brandon King 23, Christopher Goeke 23, and Sheldon Tate 27 are all Marines that gave their lives this week, no media mention. Honor THEM by reposting!

Cameron's Austerity Christmas

Dave with his hounds after a successful mission to the pole
Image ©MrMurray

With Briton's increasingly turning to suicide to evade paying their debts, British Prime Minister David Cameron has called for a radical rethink of Christmas in the Age of Austerity. According to sources, Dave has been increasingly concerned that some may take the easy way out and kill themselves. Increasing suspicion has been thrown upon the evil old Terrorist in the North pole and because as a child he didn't get what he asked for despite several faxes to Santa. This resentment has festered and Dave has asked his servants to 'sex-up' a document so that he can take out the Old Man of the North. This is not the first time that Dave has attacked Santa. Five months ago, John Wiltshire of Newsbiscuit revealed that Dave

What Do You Mean I Can't Hunt Hoodies?

Now I am confused. After the riots I was told children were 'feral animals' but now it seems we should go back to hugging hoodies not hunting them as they really want 'time not stuff' (by time they don't mean serving time). I can't say I'm convinced as there's no mention of sweet addiction in a recent

study by Unicef, comparing families in the UK, Sweden and Spain, [that] found UK parents buying high status brands to "protect" their children from bullying. Parents in the UK struggled to spend enough time with their children. [UK families face consumer pressure, says report BBC News]