Space Porn #2 Pubic Lice from Thatcher Make Soundwave Splash

Two spins before the 17th Double Monday of the Mighty 12

A Mighty boom was heard across the land, as the stars fell from the sky. This has been linked to a mythical Golden Country** which exists on an old pirates map which is secreted up Squidface's arse. It has been speculated by sources reporting to NASA that the sonic boom could have been an intergalactic '[white] van' hurtled towards Mother Earth from the far reaches of space. It would be reasonable to assume this is from the Ferengi . So imagine my surprise when I discovered it was part of Thatcher's yearly attack on Earth!
Whilst most people believe Thatcher's evil attack began in the late seventies, it has been going on for millennia - which makes her more evil than I could have possibly imagined.

This could explain why this benefit thief is not being prosecuted for crimes against humanity and is instead receives an enormous 'pension' when she is too old and delinquent to appreciate it.

To Lizards, Thatcher is a hero who heralds the destruction of our civilisation. These NASA linked sources have pointed out she is a great 'ghost' of cold rock spinning through space, whilst others that she is space whore * that lay waste to our economic system by occasionally shaking off Pubic Space Lice to continue her contamination. I have to say, even by my standards, that is bloody ridiculous, yet it is no wholly without merit. When we consider that the 'booms' we are all hearing could be the amplified shrill cries of her minions as they are burnt alive in our atmosphere. The mission of these pubic lice (space division), should they survive our atmosphere is to destroy communist rats and that can only be a good thing as like Smiffy I fucking hate rats. And wasps and chelsea. And lots of things if I'm honest.

* non gender specific usage; I am simply using metaphor to portray conservatives in their true light, although if I'm honest I'll take any opportunity to throw in a few knob gags.
**found by sailing through the fabled Golden Gate, defended by Global Warning Sharks.